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During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: “Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?” Michael said: “Just a minute I have to go pee.” The teacher responded by saying: “That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how would you say it”. Peter said: “I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back.” “That’s better, but it’s still not...

A childless bus driver comes to the rescue of a pregnant woman who goes into labor on the bus. He switches routes to drive her to the hospital, never imagining how she would transform his life two years later. Bill loved children and always carried a small candy box during his shift every day. He was a bus driver and loved treating the kids who rode on his bus to some goodies. Being around naughty and chirpy little kids comforted Bill. It eased his sorrow and helped him forget he was childless. His wife, Julia, couldn’t conceive due to some...

When we are younger, we seem to remember everything. By the time we hit mid-life, however, we start forgetting why we had walked into the next room. Suddenly, our life is a series of looking for items we can’t find. It seems that is what happened to this elderly couple when they stopped at a restaurant. She left her glasses behind, and her cranky old husband just couldn’t let it go. He yelled at her non-stop, but she got the last laugh. While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their...

A retired teacher didn’t hold back in a blunt letter she penned to parents. It’s now being hailed by thousands with many saying that the last line is absolutely spot on. The only question is, do you agree? Lisa Roberson, a retired teacher, made huge waves when she decided to put pen to paper and make known her feelings about the atmosphere in today’s public school classroom. Although many people have an opinion about things like the public school system, childcare, and education, this teacher struck a chord as she spoke from years of experience. As others question why American...

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m not sure the IRS finds that believable.” “I’m a great gambler, and I can prove it,” says Grandpa. “How about a demonstration?” The auditor thinks for a moment and says, “OK. Go ahead.” Grandpa says, “I’ll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.” The...

A hilarious joke is going viral this week about a quick-thinking cowboy who manages to outsmart a wealthy yuppie. A cowboy named Bud was looking after his herd one day in a rural area of California when a fancy BMW suddenly started to come towards him out of a cloud of dust. The driver was a young man who was wearing a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie. He leaned out his window and asked Bud, “If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?”...