Ben was a successful businessman who came from a troubled upbringing. His mother neglected him in his early years, but he still managed to make something of himself later in life. Years later, his mother would pay him a visit at work and force him to confront his past. Ben sat in his palatial office, going about his day as usual. However, it wasn’t just any other day. The financial statements for his company’s previous year had just come in, and things were looking up. Ben stared at his computer screen in complete disbelief. All his years were finally paying...
Continue reading...Little Johnny Was Caught Swearing By His Teacher
“Johnny,” she said, “you shouldn’t use that kind of language.” “Where did you hear such talk, anyway?” “My dad said it,” he responded. “Well, that doesn’t matter,” explained the teacher. “You don’t even know what it means.” “I do, too!” Little Johnny retorted. “It means the car won’t start.” LOL!! Little Johnny Farts In The Classroom Little Johnny farts in the classroom, and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out! He goes and sits outside the class and can’t stop laughing. The principal walks by and sees him. He asks, “Little Johnny, why are you sitting outside your...
Continue reading...Besties for nearly 80 years end up move into same nursing home and are living out best years
A good friend can tell you the best stories, but your best friend has lived through all of them with you. 89-year-olds Kathleen Saville and Olive Woodward put a new meaning to the word ‘best friends’ when they decided to move into the same nursing care home in England. A friendship 78 years in the making Kathleen Saville and Olive Woodward’s friendship has stood the test of time. Although most friendships tend to wane over the years, these two besties haven’t missed a moment of each other’s ups and downs. Now at 89-years-old, they are continuing to share happy moments...
Continue reading...Teacher’s Heart Breaks After Reading Her Worst Student’s Personal File
Jean Thompson stood in front of her fifth-grade class on the very first day of school in the fall and told the children a lie. Like most teachers, she looked at her pupils and said that she loved them all the same, that she would treat them all alike. And that was impossible because there in front of her, slumped in his seat on the third row, was a little boy named Teddy Stoddard. Mrs. Thompson had watched Teddy the year before and noticed he didn’t play well with the other children, that his clothes were unkept and that he...
Continue reading...Couple married for 66 years hug and won’t let go as they’re reunited after 100 days apart
A couple who have been married for more than six decades have been reunited after ill health and restrictions kept them apart from one another for 100 days. Octogenarians George and Joyce Bell were admitted to hospital separately due to ill health. Eventually they were well enough to be discharged, and moved into rooms at the Tollesby Hall Care Home in Middlesbrough to recover. In a tearjerking moment captured last week, Joyce, who had recovered from a broken hip, was brought downstairs to be reunited with her husband. Joyce had previously told George that if he had to be taken...
Continue reading...Car Salesman Gives Better Price to Beautiful Blonde, Angers Older Couple
A retired older couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top. The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply. “Young man, I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $55,000 asking price,” said the older man. “Yet I just heard you closed the deal for $45,000 to the lovely young lady there.” “And if I remember right, you had insisted there was no way you could discount this...
Continue reading...Story of the Day: Man Cannot Open Old Chest of Inheritance, Learns His Loathed Sister Has the Key
Tim is thrilled when he inherits his late father’s secret wooden chest, but unfortunately, the key to his legacy lies with his estranged sister. Before this shock could wear off, Tim must prepare for another nightmare when he gets the keys from her and opens the box. Tim’s heart started racing as he tried to process what the lawyer had just spoken on the call. “Mr. Parker, you there? Hello? Can you please come to my office today and collect the chest your father bequeathed to you?” the attorney’s voice broke the 35-year-old businessman’s silence, snapping him to the moment....
Continue reading...Man Applies for Post Office Job and Is Surprised by the Work Schedule
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?” He replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee.” “Have you ever been in the military service?” “Yes,” he says, “I was in Iraq for two years.” The interviewer says, “That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.” Then he asks, “Are you disabled in any way?” The guy says, “Yes. A b0mb exploded near me and I lost both my test icl3s.” The interviewer grimaces and then says, “Okay. You are a Disabled Veteran; you’ve got enough points...
Continue reading...Get a full tank of laughs from Tim Conway and Harvey Korman (VIDEO)
The hilarious “Blue Ball Gas Station Sketch” from the timeless comedy show, ‘The Carol Burnett Show,’ is an example of Harvey Korman and Tim Conway’s comedic genius. This episode first aired on January 27, 1973, in the sixth season of their show, taking fans by storm and captivating them with its humor. The sketch quickly evolved into a fan-favorite that continues to make viewers laugh today. Harvey Korman begins the sketch dressed as a bank robber and drives up to the gas station in a stolen car. Tim Conway, famous for his bumbling antics, is on duty when Korman arrives...
Continue reading...The First Figure You Notice In The Image Says A Lot About You
Sometimes even the little things, like everyday actions and decisions, can reveal a lot more about you than you think. This is a simple personality test, which will penetrate into the depths of your soul, writes “Italia Feed”. All you have to do is look at the picture and remember the first thing you saw in it, and then look for the answer below to find out what your choice means. If you have seen: TREE If you saw the tree first, you are honest and rational. You value yourself and are optimistic. Because of your qualities, people often turn...
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