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A young cop is wreaking chaos in the police department and has become a laughing stock for his coworkers since joining the job. One day, his clumsy fate takes a U-turn when he visits a ‘missing’ old lady’s house and hears a morse code from behind her door. It was a bright sunny morning for the police department as Jared, or as his newfound job title would identify him, Officer Jared, walked into the police station in a crisp, pristine uniform and a cup of steaming Americano in his hands. Today was going to be an amazing day. Jared would...

The teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students. Little Johnny put his boots on? He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn’t want to go on. When the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost whimpered when Little Johnny said: “Teacher, they’re on the wrong feet.” She looked, and sure enough, they were. It wasn’t any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back...

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.” She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal’s office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to...

Elderly people may seem frail, but messing with them is never a good idea. Though their bodies have aged, their minds are still sharp as a whip, and their lengthy life experience gives them an upper hand in many situations. The following letter was sent to a bank manager by an 86 year-old woman after her check bounced, and he thought it was so funny that he sent it to the New York Times to publish. The letter is sure to bring a smile to your face and serve as a reminder that messing with older people is a very...

A hitchhiker was walking alone on a deserted highway when he bumped into a kid’s bike on the roadside. Little muddy footsteps led him to the woods, where he saw a little girl and her dog fighting for their lives in a river just meters away from the edge of the waterfall. He decided to risk his life to bring them to shore, but will he succeed? The afternoon was torrid and fierce as the midday sun shone with all its might. Richard had just gotten down from a truck he hitchhiked and could barely stand on the hot tar...

Fred gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, “Where in the hell have you been?” “I was out getting a tattoo,” Fred replied. “A tattoo?” she frowned. “What kind of tattoo did you get?” “I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my privates,” he said proudly. “What the hell were you thinking?” she said, shaking her head in disdain. “Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?” “Well, for one, I like to watch my money grow,” said Fred. “Two, once in a while I like to play with...

Nick Sirianni was overcome with emotion during the American national anthem at Super Bowl LVII. The Philadelphia Eagles head coach was seen in floods of tears while ‘The Star-Spangled Banner’ rung out around Arizona’s State Farm Stadium. Sirianni, who is only into his second year as an NFL coach, was struggling to fight back the emotions as cameras panned over to him on the touchline. When the broadcast cameras zoomed in, tears could be seen streaming down his face as he looked up into the bleachers and sung along while taking in the incredible atmosphere. When the NFL posted the...