A Teacher Trying To Teach Good Manners

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: “Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?” Michael said: “Just a minute I have to go pee.” The teacher responded by saying: “That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how would you say it”. Peter said: “I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back.” “That’s better, but it’s still not...