Jokes

A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband’s temper. The Doctor asks: “What’s the problem?” The woman says: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every...

After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her. The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said, “ABCDEFGHIJK.” “What does...

A hilarious joke is going viral this week that is sure to bring a smile to your face! An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in...

A blonde was taking helicopter lessons. The instructor said, “I’ll radio you every 1000 feet to see how you’re doing.” At 1000 feet, the instructor radioed her and...

A kid sets up a lemonade stand in front of his house, with a sign that says, “All you can drink for a dime.” Before too long, a...

The class was told to paint a picture of cows grazing in a meadow. Soon, Little Johnny lifts a hand that he’s finished and shows the teacher a...

A small farm boy named Little Johnny was milking his cow when all of a sudden a bull came charging towards him. As horrified workers nearby watched, Little...

A jumbo jet is just coming into the Toronto Airport on its final approach. The pilot comes on the intercom: “This is your Captain. We’re on our final...

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000...

An elderly Italian man living alone wanted to plant his small annual tomato plot but the ground was too hard and he couldn’t use a shovel any more....