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A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, “Are you going to San Diego?” “Sure,” answered the blonde, “do you need a lift?” “Not for me. I’ll be spending the next three hours fixing my truc k. My problem is I’ve got two chimpanzees in the back that have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They’re a bit stressed already so I don’t want to keep them on the road all day. Could...

Linda often vented her frustrations on others. But the most affected person was her high school janitor, whose life she ruined in the most unthinkable way. Years later, Linda was hired to care for a wealthy old lady, but she was stunned when she met the woman. With nothing more than a backpack and an old phone, Linda, 24, marched across Jacksonville. Her destination was unclear, but she was sure she wouldn’t return home to her parents again. “If they call you, tell them I’m gone for good,” she informed her best friend Casey before switching off her mobile. Growing...

Harvey Korman and Carol Burnett have always entertained their audience with perfect comic timing and fantastic chemistry. Recently, a video clip has gained popularity as the talented duo managed to keep the audience laughing throughout the entire sketch. The skit starts with the couple coming home after celebrating their anniversary. However, they had a fight while returning home. How they express their anger and frustration through their actions is hilarious and relatable. From the moment Carol slams the door to Harvey’s exaggerated facial expressions, every move they make is perfectly timed for maximum laughs. Even their use of props, such...

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, It’s my first time.” “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?” “Well, Husband #1 was a sales rep: He kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: He said everything checked out...

John was told that a twin-engine plane would be waiting at the airport. Arriving at the airport he spotted a plane warming up outside the hanger. He jumped in, said let’s go. The pilot taxied and took off. Once in the air, John told the pilot: Fly low over the valley so I can take pictures of the fire on the hill. Pilot: Why? John: Because I’m the photographer for a television show. I need to get some close-up shots. The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, then he stammered So, what You’re telling me is.. “You’re not my...

Sixth-grade science teacher Mrs. Samson asks her class: “Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?” Nobody raises a hand, so she calls on the first student to look her way. “Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?” Mary stands up, blushing furiously. “How dare you ask such a question?” she says. “I’m going to complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal, who will have you fired!” Mrs. Sampson is shocked by Mary’s...

A young lady was waiting for her flight in the boarding room of a big airport. As she would need to wait for a long time, she decided to buy a book to read and a packet of cookies to snack on. She sat down in an armchair in the VIP room of the airport to relax and read in peace. A man sat down in the next seat, opened his magazine and started reading. When she took out the first cookie, the man took one also. She felt irritated but said nothing. She just thought: “What a nerve! If...

Georgina Callahan moved to a small apartment in her old age and started renting her bigger house to a kind family who always ensured she was alright. But as her health dwindled, her daughter, Anna, pressured her to make a will to avoid any problems with her brother, Anton, later. Georgina did so, but the outcome was a huge surprise for them. “Everything is going to be alright, Mrs. Callahan,” Fiona Ferris told her while leaving the hospital. Georgina had suffered an odd heart episode, which the doctors claimed was not a heart attack but was still dangerous. She lived...