A waiter in financial trouble is unexpectedly ‘blessed’ after serving a blind customer who hands over his wallet and asks him to take a $2 bill as his tip. At that point, the waiter realizes he can take much more than $2, and his customer would never know. Harold was 22 years old and worked as a restaurant waiter. His mother, Lydia, had raised him single-handedly after his father died years ago, and because she worked a blue-collar job, they had very little money. Unfortunately, their condition worsened after Lydia was involved in an accident that necessitated an expensive surgery....
Continue reading...Employee is Loyal And Feels Like He Deserves A Raise, But His Boss is More Hesitant
This employee needed a raise, so he had to have that big talk with the boss that we all hate having. But this guy had a trick up his sleeve. Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you? Boss: Sure, come on in. What can I do for you? Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years. Boss: Yes, and we’re glad to have you with us. Employee: I won’t beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise. I currently have four companies after me and...
Continue reading...Carol Burnett’s hilarious ‘retracing steps’ skit, with an unexpected twist!
The Carol Burnett Show was a comic masterpiece that delighted audiences for over a decade. The “Retracing Your Steps, But You Go Way Too Far” sketch from Season 1 of the show is a prime example. The sketch is a hilarious exploration of what happens when you lose something important and have to retrace your steps to find it. Carol Burnett and Don Adams are the perfect comic duo in this sketch. Carol’s zany antics and Don’s deadpan delivery make an ideal contrast that keeps the laughs coming. Their chemistry is palpable, and it’s clear that they are having a...
Continue reading...Johnny Cash’s ‘I Walk the Line’ – A Classic Country Hit from 1956 (VIDEO)
Picture it. Sun Studio in Memphis, Tennessee, April 1st, 1956. The air is thick with the sweet smell of vinyl and the sounds of Elvis Presley, Carl Perkins, and Jerry Lee Lewis reverberate off the walls. The small studio is packed with musicians and industry insiders, all eager to witness the latest recording by one of the biggest names in country music: Johnny Cash. It was on this day that Johnny Cash recorded his iconic hit “I Walk the Line.” Cash had already established himself as a force to be reckoned with in the country music scene, but this song...
Continue reading...A young blonde woman goes to an office for a job interview
A young blonde woman goes to an office for a job interview. The interviewer decides to start with the basics “So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?” He asks. The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 3 seconds before replying “Ehh.. 25!” The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. “And can you tell us your height, please?” The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and...
Continue reading...Slick City Salesman Thinks He Can Trick An Old Lady, But He Should Thought Twice
A little old Texas lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. “Good morning,” said the young man, “If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners, straight from California.” “Go away!” said the old lady, “I haven’t got any money to spend on things like that!” and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open....
Continue reading...The Wifi Password
A man goes into a bar in the airport and asks the bartender what the password is to their wi-fi. Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. Me: Okay, I’ll have a coke. Bartender: Is Pepsi okay? Me: Sure. How much is that? Bartender: $3 Me: There you go. So, what’s the wi-fi password? Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.
Continue reading...Story of the Day: Mom Sells Old Stroller to Feed 4 Kids, Finds It on Her Doorstep the Next Day with Note Inside
A pregnant mother of three needs to sell her stroller to feed her three children after she was abandoned by her husband. Anne Sargent sat on her kitchen floor and cried. It was past midnight, and it was the only time she could allow herself to show her pain — when her three children were asleep upstairs. Anne felt the baby move and placed a tender hand on her belly. “I’m sorry,” she whispered to her unborn child. “I’m doing my best, but it’s just not good enough…” Just two months ago, Anne had been a radially happy wife and...
Continue reading...Dick Cavett can’t escape Don Rickles’ jokes
Don Rickles was always a hilarious, unpredictable interview guest. He visited ‘The Dick Cavett Show’ in 1972. Don sits, and they greet, and Dick says, “I’m sorry to hear you were ill. I heard you had a little laryngitis.” Don says, “Well, yes, I’m working in the Copacabana.” He talks about how the guys at the bar laugh at anything, and the cigar smoke gets to him every time. Dick says he’d never picture Don having laryngitis, and Don says, “I mean, I don’t really care what you pictured.” Don was known for his insult comedy, and he spared no...
Continue reading...A Crusty Old Man Walks Into A Bank
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller: “I want to open a f*cking checking account.” The astonished woman replies: “I beg your pardon, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank.” The woman leaves the window & goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation. The manager agrees that a woman does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to the window & the manager asks the old geezer: “Sir, what seems to be the problem here?” There is no f*ck1ng problem,” the...
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