Pilot Speaks Over The Intercom And The Guy In The Back Of The Plane Yelled

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: “Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So, sit back, relax, and “OH.. MY GOD!” Silence followed, complete silence. Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom. “Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my trousers!” From...

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Story of the Day: Man Divorces Poor Woman to Marry Rich One, Ends up Alone until a Teen Boy Knocks on His Door

After divorcing his poor wife to marry a wealthy woman, a twist of fate taught a man an unforgettable lesson. He lived alone until a teen boy knocked on his door and introduced himself, sending shivers down his spine. Quarter past 12 on a breezy Saturday night, Ella stood at the doorstep, waiting for her husband. “Why hasn’t he come home yet?” she sobbed in silence. Ella guessed Edward would be at the pub. She was lost in deep thought when a white car pulled over outside their gate. Tears gushed down her eyes as she saw Edward passionately kissing...

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Little Girl Starts Talking to a Construction Crew and Picks up Some Bad Habits

A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot. One day, a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family’s 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers. Eventually the construction crew, all of them “gems-in-the-rough,” more or less, adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to...

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Colorful Memories of the 1950s That Bring The Past Back To Life

The 1950s in color is a nostalgic look at pictures featuring people, cars, and locations from America. The stunning images will take you down memory lane. The journey begins on Jones Street in the Fisherman’s Wharf section of San Francisco. Other pictures take us to Michigan Avenue, Chicago, in 1953, and Palmyra, Wisconsin in 1951, along the Scuppernong River. There’s even a picture to remind us of the historic Ringling Brothers Circus from 1951. The iconic circus was billed as ‘The Greatest Show on Earth.’ It was created by the legendary P.T. Barnum. Great photos are also included from Henderson...

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Story of the Day: Husband Forgets to Greet Wife on Their 50th Anniversary, Returns Home and Sees His Stuff Outside

A woman is angry and hurt when her husband forgets their 50th wedding anniversary and throws his belongings in the gutter – until he comes home with an unusual excuse. Betty Carmichael was sure her husband had forgotten their anniversary yet again, only this time she wasn’t going to take it lying down. She had been married to Donald for fifty years and she deserved better! She had stood by his side through thick and thin and given him three children and the best years of her life, and what did she get? Not even a bouquet of ratty daisies,...

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Carol Burnett’s Wedding Skit is Pure Hilarity and Joy

‘The Carol Burnett Show’ featured a hysterical skit in Season 9, Episode 7, where Carol plays a bride-to-be. It is the night before her ceremony, and all her girlfriends have gathered at a celebration in her honor. The skit features terrific music and vocal harmonies by special guests, ‘The Pointer Sisters.’ The girls begin saying, “A toast to the bride-to-be,” and everyone toasts Carol. Then, another says, “A toast to the groom-to-be,” and they drink again. Another shouts, “A toast to the honeymoon.” Finally, Vicki Lawrence, playing Carol’s mother, says, “A toast to my daughter’s virginity,” but Carol grabs her...

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The Unstoppable Bald Eagle That Refused to Give Up in the Face of Adversity

If you like stories that give you hope and inspiration, look no further than this video. A sick eagle is sitting stagnant and found by a group of trees and rescued by a wildlife rescuer named Martin. Martin did not know why the eagle would just be sitting there, unmoving. There was no apparent injury, and Martin got to work quickly. He picked the eagle up and realized how skinny he was. The eagle most likely lost half of his body weight. Martin believed the eagle had lead poisoning, and his condition appeared dire, but Martin was committed to saving...

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College kid has a big test, so he stays up late studying

A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom, he saw ten stands with ten birds on them. Each bird had a sack over its head; only the legs were showing. He sat right in the front row because he wanted to do the best job possible. The professor announced that the test would be to look at each of the birds’ legs and give the common name, habitat, genus, and species. The student looked at each of the birds’ legs. They all looked the same to...

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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads, “Cheese Sandwich: $1.50; Chicken Sandwich: $2.50; Hand Job: $10.00.”

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: “Cheese Sandwich: $1.50; Chicken Sandwich: $2.50; Hand Job: $10.00.” Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. “Yes?” she enquires with a knowing smile, “Can I help you?” “I was wondering,” whispers the man, “Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?” “Yes,” she purrs, “I am.” The man replies, “Well, go wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!”

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This Wise Old Man is Real Genius

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his street, beating merrily on every trash can they encountered. The crashing percussion continued day after day until finally, the wise old man decided it was time to take some action. The next afternoon, he walked out to meet the young percussionists as they banged their way down the street. Stopping them,...

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