A Lawyer And A Farmer Are Arguing With Each Other About A Property

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee. He sh0-t and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded: “I sh-0t a duck and it fell in this field, and now I’m going to retrieve it.” The old farmer replied: “This is my property, and you are not coming over here.” The indignant lawyer said: “I am one of the best trial attorneys in...