Johnny Walks Into A General Store

Little Johnny walks into a general store, walks up to the owner and asks for a job. The owner says: “You think you’d make a good salesman?” The Little Johnny says: “I don’t know. I think so.” Owner says. “I’ll tell you what. Next customer comes in, you watch me. If you think you can do what I do, you have a job!” A few minutes later a customer comes in. The owner of the store says: “Can I help you?” The customer says: “Yes. I’d like to buy a bag of grass seed.” “No problem.” Says the owner as...