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The Infinite Loop is a computer programming concept, describing a situation of cause and effect that continues forever, one action causing another action that causes the first action etc. These loops never happen in real life, unless a company CEO tells his secretary: “Next week we’re going to a convention abroad and spend some quality time together, please make all the required arrangements.” The secretary calls her husband: “Next week the boss is taking me abroad for a week on business, please take care of yourself during this time.” The husband calls his lover: “My wife is going abroad for...

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed a man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the man’s smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When she moved for the fourth time, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he called the police and had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man, who was about 20 years old, what he had to say for himself. The man replied, “Well your...

Jason Bateman, a gifted actor who has captured audiences with his magnetic charm and exceptional talent, appeared on Carson’s show for an interview on June 1st, 1989. Carson warmly introduced Bateman, praising his outstanding performance in the comedy series “The Hogan Family,” which aired on NBC. As soon as Bateman joined Carson on stage, their lively conversation became the highlight of the interview. The talented actor revealed that he has been teased by the backstage crew for his hair color, as he had once dyed it black to play the part of an Italian kid. Bateman also shares amusing anecdotes...

Needing to have an urgent work problem resolved, he dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted by a child’s whispered, “Hello.” “Is your Daddy home?” he asked. “Yes,” whispered the small voice. “May I talk with him?” The child whispered, “No. Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, “Is your Mommy there?” “Yes.” “May I talk with her?” Again the small voice whispered, “No.” Hoping there was someone with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, “Is anyone else there?” “Yes,” whispered the child, “a policeman.” Wondering what a cop would be...

An old lady was on the checkout at the local supermarket when a young female cashier approached her. The cashier looked at her arrogantly and told her that she ought to bring her own grocery bags next time, saying “plastic bags aren’t green and you are hurting the planet.” We didn’t have the green thing back in my earlier days,” the senior woman explained. The cashier looked at her angrily and replied, “I don’t care what you had or didn’t have! that’s our problem today! Your generation didn’t care enough to save our environment for future generations. You almost blew...

A man ordered a voice automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error. He got the car and became very proud of what the car could do without mistakes. One day, he was home and his wife told him to tell the car to go and pick the children from school as she was very tired. The man agreed and said to the car: “Car! Go and bring my children from school.” The car went and didn’t return in time as expected, they knew something must be wrong. Several hours later and with...

12-year-old Molly descended into a downward spiral when she discovered her parents were getting divorced. Her mother didn’t worry too much about Molly’s behavior until she went missing one day. Molly stared at her parents in shock. Tears blurred her vision of them sitting on opposite ends of the sofa, yet an inexplicable urge to laugh filled her chest. This had to be a joke, after all. Her parents couldn’t be getting divorced! “Your father will be moving out tomorrow while you’re at school,” Mom continued. “Where am I going to live?” Molly looked at Dad. His face was lined...

Once, in a remote African village, a native man walked up to a missionary with a look of fury on his face. “My wife gave birth today,” the native said angrily, “and the baby is white! And you’re the only white person we’ve ever seen in this village!” The missionary glanced around guiltily for a moment but quickly regained his composure. “Look at those goats over there,” the missionary said, pointing at the village’s livestock. “All of them are white, except for that black one over there. Sometimes things works in mysterious ways. ” The native’s eyes widened, and he...