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An arrogant professor boards a plane and gets a seat beside an old man. Mid-flight, the professor decides to play a game with the old man and prove he’s intellectually superior, so he turns to him and says: “Hey, do you want to play a little game with me?” The old man looks at him and says: “Depends. What type of game?” The professor goes on to explain the game: “Taking turns, we’ll ask each other one question at a time. If the other knows the answer, the asker gives him one dollar, and if he doesn’t, he gives one...

The little rabbit opens a public musical toilet in the forest. The animals are all queuing to try it. First comes the fox. “What kind of music would you like?”, the little rabbit asks. “Definitely heavy metal”, the fox answers. “2 dollars”, says the rabbit and he presses some buttons on the machine. The fox hands over the money, enters the toilet, and comes out totally relieved and refreshed in a few minutes. Next, the wolf comes up. “What kind of music would you like?” “Ooh, some eerie jazz, please.” “2 bucks.” Wolf enters the toilet, rabbit presses the buttons,...

The Golden Girls has aged as finely as its cast of older women. There wasn’t a more acceptable sitcom ensemble than Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Rue McClanahan, and Estelle Getty. It would last for seven hilarious seasons. The show had so many memorable moments of laughter. This video compilation highlights the 22 funniest scenes from the front. Fans of The Golden Girls voted on these moments. The first scene comes from season 1, episode 13, A Little Romance. The premise is that Dorothy has a new boyfriend, but he is short. Blanche feels awkward and tries not to make terrible...

A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of the dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the shepherd, “If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?” The shepherd looked at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looked at his peacefully grazing flock and calmly answered, “Sure.” The yuppie parked his car, whipped out his notebook and connected it to a...

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: “Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So, sit back, relax, and… OH… MY GOD!” Silence followed.. complete silence! Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom. “Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my trousers!” From...

Minnie couldn’t believe that 50 cheerful faces had shown up at school to brighten her day at school. It was an unexpected blessing from the universe – but would any of it last beyond Father’s Day? Minnie used to believe in miracles and magic, but she was seriously beginning to doubt it all. It had been a whole week since her sixth birthday, and her wish had not come true! Of course, there were little things to be grateful for. Life did get a bit easier ever since the orphan was taken in by a foster mom who lived alone...

You may remember some of the events in 1950, but you may have been a baby or not have been born yet. The years of the 50s brought many changes, but life in middle America was easy. Each year of the 50s brought about 4 million babies into the world. Records were set because there had never been so many babies born in a year before. Can you guess what the most popular names for boys and girls were? If you said James and Mary, you were right. A house would cost you around $7,000 in 1950. There was not...

Two guys had just gotten divorced and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again. They were best friends and they decided to move up to Alaska as far north as they could go and never look at a woman again. They got up there and went into a trader’s store and told him, “Give us enough supplies to last two men for one year.” The trader got the gear together and on top of each one’s supplies, he laid a board with a hole in it with fur around the hole. The guys said, “What’s...

A Man Settles In His Seat and his Black Labrador Retriever in between them. The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why he’s allowed on the plane. The second man explains that he’s a DEA-Agent, Sniffing-dog. His name is Sniffer, and he’s the best there is. I’ll show you once we get airborne when I put him to work.” The plane takes off, and once it has levelled out, the agent says “Watch this. He tells Sniffer to ‘search’”. Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, and finally sits very purposefully next to a woman for...