“After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said, ‘I love you, but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you.’ The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my mother, who had been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my 3 children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally. That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie. ‘What’s wrong, are you...
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Story of the Day: Man Mocks Wife Thinking Being a Mom Is Easy until They Switch Places
A man humiliated his wife because he grew up thinking being a mother is a very easy task. He’ll never forget the lesson he was taught later. Chris is a 40-year-old man who works as a junior staff in a large business firm. He had worked there for years but because of his prickly nature, he had not been promoted. He often took that anger out on his wife, Rose, who’s 15 years younger than him and had been working as a doctor when she married Chris. They lived together in a house she bought during her years as a...
Continue reading...Story of the Day: Passengers Ignore Crying Newborn Girl until Driver Realizes Baby’s Parents Are Not on the Bus
Lucas was driving to another city, but there was a baby that wouldn’t stop crying on his bus. He reached one of the stops and decided to scold the parents for not doing anything about it. That’s when he realized the baby was alone and had to do something he had never imagined. The crying had been going for way too long on the bus, and Lucas couldn’t imagine how his passengers were tolerating the noise at this point. Lucas was driving the bus from Miami to Orlando, a course that took around three hours. For almost the entire trip,...
Continue reading...Story of the Day: Old Lady Tells Neighbor She’s Being Evicted, Neighbors Get Together to Buy House for Her
An elderly lady discovers that her landlord is evicting her, selling the house she has lived in for forty years. She thinks she will be living on the streets, but a miracle happens. It was the fault of all these up-and-coming families, Barbara thought. Over the last five years, the old, cozy neighborhood had been quickly ‘gentrifying,’ as the estate agents called it. One by one, her old friends were forced to sell or had their leases terminated by greedy landlords determined to make a fast buck. “I hate them,” Barbara cried, with tears in her eyes. “Hate them! Barbara...
Continue reading...The Carol Burnett Show: Bank teller trainee meets comically inept bank robber
‘The Carol Burnett Show’ featured a funny sketch involving a bank teller trainee and a bank robber trainee! The hilarious scene involves Tim Conway, Harvey Korman, Vicki Lawrence, and Carol. Vicki Lawrence is the bank teller trainee, as Carol stands behind her supervising. Vicki is struggling to learn the job with Carol breathing down her neck. Tim and Harvey walk into the bank, and Tim has a worried look on his face. They walk up to Vicki, looking suspiciously at the others. Tim shouts, “This is a mess up. so don’t stick around.” Harvey looks at Tim annoyed, and whispers...
Continue reading...Businessman advises elderly fisherman how to catch many fish but ends up getting crazy with only one question
One day an elderly fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue surf. While he was enjoying the warmth of the afternoon sun and the prospect of catching a fish, a businessman came walking down the beach. He was trying to relieve some of the stress of his workday. Noticing the old fisherman sitting on the beach, he decided to find out why this fisherman was fishing instead of working harder to make a living for himself and his family. “You aren’t...
Continue reading...An Old Farmer Decided He Wanted To Go To Town
An old farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie. As he approached, the ticket agent asked: “Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?” The old farmer said: “That’s my pet rooster Chuck. Wherever I go, Chuck goes.” “I’m sorry, sir,” said the ticket agent. “We can’t allow animals in the theater.” The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed Chuck down his overalls. Then he returned to the booth, bought a ticket, and entered the theater. He sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge. The movie started and the rooster began...
Continue reading...Story of the Day: Robber Breaks into Elderly Woman’s House and Is Stunned to See His Photos on the Wall
A thief breaks into a luxurious home, but while he is busy stealing the silver, he notices something strange — there are photos of him on the walls. Even though he’d never let Crazy Johnny know, Dylan was scared. It was the first time he’d be breaking into a house on his own, even though he’d participated in a lot of other jobs back in Atlantic City before he came to Florida. Like so many street kids and runaways, he’d started hitching south as soon as it got cold. It was his first winter on the streets, but the first...
Continue reading...Carol Burnett’s hilarious struggle to escape her overbearing chaperone (VIDEO)
In Season 5, Episode 4 of ‘The Carol Burnett Show,’ Carol and Vicki walk into a cruise ship hotel room. They look around in shock, excited to be on the cruise. They giggle and snort like high school girls. The bellhop that escorts them to the room says they have a roommate named Mr. Lovewell. The bellhop leaves, and the other door opens to the adjoining room. Lyle Waggoner appears and introduces himself, saying, “Hi! Lonnie Lovewell here.” Then, Lonnie sees Vicki and thinks she’s beautiful, but realizes he’s rooming with Carol and gets mad. They agree to be on...
Continue reading...Man asks farmer why he’s getting drunk on this beautiful day. It’s just something that can’t be explained
While a farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused, a man comes in and asks him: “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?” Farmer: Some things you just can’t explain. Man: So what happened that is so horrible? Farmer: Well if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I go the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked it over. Man: That’s not so bad, what’s the big deal? Farmer: Some things you just can’t explain. Man: So then what happened. Farmer: I...
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