Man asks farmer why he’s getting drunk on this beautiful day. It’s just something that can’t be explained

While a farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused, a man comes in and asks him: “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?” Farmer: Some things you just can’t explain. Man: So what happened that is so horrible? Farmer: Well if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I go the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked it over. Man: That’s not so bad, what’s the big deal? Farmer: Some things you just can’t explain. Man: So then what happened. Farmer: I...