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A 21 year old blonde girl met a large, powerfully built bodybuilder at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. The body builder takes off his shirt, and while doing so, he exclaims, “Boom!” The blonde says, “What a great chest you have!” He tells her, “That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby!” He then rips off his pants, once again yelling, “Boom!” The blonde is impressed and says, “My, what massive calves you have!” The body builder tells her, “That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.” He then rips off his underwear, and...

Junior school teacher, Miss Evans, becomes concerned about her new student when she notices the girl often wears dirty clothes to school and rarely speaks to anyone. One day, she follows the girl home and makes a shocking discovery. “We’re joined by a new student this semester,” Miss Evans told her class. “Will everyone please give a warm welcome to Kitty!” Kitty shrank in her seat as the class greeted her. The young girl’s obvious discomfort worsened when some students asked where she came from and why she was there. Miss Evans knew the sad story that forced the girl...

Pop-culture has given pit bulls a bad reputation they don’t deserve, often depicted as the vicious guard dogs of drug dealers and criminals. All true animal lovers know that any animal can be taught hate and violence, but none are born that way. In an attempt to battle the negative stereotype associated with pit bulls, Stacie Rae English asked her brother if she could share the story of his heroic pitty. She wrote the following message on her Facebook page: “My brother was walking his pit bull lab mix, Hurley, in our neighborhood field around 10 pm. He walks him...

After Alice’s grandfather passed away, she was shocked to learn that he had left everything to her brothers, even though he was closest to her. However, after paying a visit to the old barn she had inherited, she stumbled upon something that would change her and her family’s lives forever. Alice was the only daughter of her parents and had two older brothers, Jake and Ashton. Her parents both worked on cruise ships in their younger years, which often required them to travel a lot. Alice’s parents wanted stability for their children, so they made an agreement with the children’s...

A First grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Johnny what is your problem?” Johnny answered: “I’m too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third grade too!” The teacher had had enough. She took Johnny to the principal’s office. While Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any...

As technology moves forward with great speed, seemingly making our lives easier by the minute, clever things from the past become more and more obsolete. This seems to apply in almost every area of our lives — from how we listen to music to how we get from point A to point B. Yes, everything is changing. This leaves certain ‘technology’ of the past just a vague memory, with future generations completely unable to guess what some of those things we cherished back in the day were. Like these little ‘coins’… But do you know what these were for? If...

He’s left dumbfounded! A guy took his blond girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied. “Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles. But I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’...

When you work in the hospitality industry you end up being part of a special community. Long and late hours often mean you’re spending a lot of your time with your coworkers both at work and when you’re off the clock. Over time, your coworkers can sometimes end up feeling like family. So, when this chef banned a group of customers for being a nuisance- you could say he was well within his rights. Recently, a British chef asked a group of rich diners to never return to the restaurant. Lee Skeet, the Chef, and owner of Cora Restaurant in...

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem. The woman kept complaining about every little detail and making the trip unbearable. But a few days before their vacation ended, a tragic accident ended the woman’s life. The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home for $5,000.” The husband thought about it for a few seconds, then told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home. “Why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped home when you could have...

Janice was an orphan whose only tie to her biological family was a ring and a note found on her after she was left at an orphanage. Years later, she tries to sell the ring for food, only to unexpectedly meet a man who would provide the answers to her years of prayer. Janice was an orphan who had spent her whole life in the system. She had never known her parents, and at the tender age of 10 months, the shelter for orphans became her home. The only thing she had from her biological family was a ring and...