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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer: “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks: “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a...

A granny is highly proud of her granddaughter after she teaches her how to knit, and the girl helps someone in need through it. But things just don’t end there, as the little girl receives an unexpected reward for her kind act – and it’s all just the start of a beautiful journey for TWO young girls! 12-year-old Alice Johnson was raised in a modest household by her parents, Sheila and Ronald, who worked hard to provide for her. They ran a small bakery that was doing quite well, thanks to Sheila’s secret recipes that made their bakery stand out...

A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter where she told the check out girl: “Nothing but the best for my little kitten.” The girl at the cash register said: “I’m sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat.” The little old lady went home, picked up her cat...

A 60-year-old man works as a security guard at a shopping mall to make ends meet until his boss fires him. However, he learns a secret about his boss’s personal life that very night. Will it help him get his job back? “Have a nice day, honey!” Catherine hugged her husband, Jimmy, before he left for work. “Why did you wake up so early for me? You know the doctors told you to rest as much as possible,” Jimmy scolded his wife. “I don’t like it when you sacrifice your comfort for me.” Jimmy got a job as a security...

The women of “All in the Family” are a true inspiration to all females worldwide. Recently, Carol paid tribute to the talented Jean Stapleton, Sally Struthers, and Isabel Sanford. These women did not care about limitations in the entertainment industry & helped the future generation succeed. Jean Stapleton played Edith Bunker on “All in the Family,” a character that audiences loved. Her portrayal of Edith is so brilliant that it earned her 3 Emmy Awards for her lead role in a comedy series. Sally Struthers, another brilliant female actress known for her role as Gloria Bunker, the daughter of Archie...

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to ‘clean up’ the bird’s vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his...

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake, finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ”Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke? The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to the old blind cowboy says, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five important things. 1. The bartender is a blond girl who’s holding a baseball bat. 2. The...

A married couple is driving on a highway at a speed of 60mph, the wife behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks at her and says, “Honey, I know we’ve been married for 20 years, but I want a divorce.” The wife says nothing but slowly increases speed to 70mph. Then the husband says, “I don’t want you to try to talk me out of it because I’ve been having an affair with your best friend, and she’s a better lover than you are.” Again, the wife stays quiet but speeds up as her anger increases. “I want the house,”...

A man was really stressed and his wife put her foot down and finally made him do something about it. She told him he needed to buy a pet because she read that pets reduce stress. So he takes an Uber to the pet store and is greeted by the owner, a very attractive woman. Surprisingly, she suggests buying a couple dozen snails because they are very relaxing. After the purchase they continue talking and things heat up and she asks him to come upstairs to her apartment. They make love all afternoon and evening, and he falls asleep in...