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An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft. A moment later the tower landline rang and was answered by one of the employees. The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular phone. He yelled, “Mayday, mayday!! The pilot had an instant and fatal heart attack. I grabbed his cell phone out of his pocket and he had told me before we took off he had the tower on his speed dial memory. I am flying upside down at 18,000 feet and traveling at 180 mph. Mayday, mayday!!” The employee...

Linda started living in poverty when her husband died, and she had to pay his medical debt. But one day, a cart full of food appeared on her doorstep. It happened daily until she woke up earlier to discover who was responsible. Every morning started the same way for Linda. She set up the coffee maker and made enough for herself. She sat at her kitchen table and missed the days when her husband would sit in front of her. He had been gone for a while now, and life seemed pretty bleak without him, especially because she would be...

A cleaning lady comes for her regular shift at her wealthy employer’s home and is shocked to see her daughter scrubbing the floors. When she finds out the reason behind it, she’s left in tears. Rachel was a single mother raising her two children, 9-year-old Mia and 3-year-old Jim. To provide for them, she worked two jobs: as a server at a restaurant during the week and as a cleaner at the home of an elderly businessman named Mr. Duncan on weekends. Whenever she wasn’t home, Rachel left her children in her neighbor Lauren’s care. While Lauren wasn’t the best...

A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a Salesman standing right behind her – Good looking as well. Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Harrods. He politely...

A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road when her car breaks down. She goes to the nearest farmhouse and knocks on the door. When the farmer answers, she says to him, “My car broke down! I dont know what to do! Can I stay here for the night until I can get some help tomorrow?” “Well,” drawls the farmer, “you can stay here, but I dont want you messing with my sons Jed and Luke.” The blonde looks through the screen door and sees two men standing behind the farmer. “Okay,” she says. After going to bed,...

Far too often, many younger folks underestimate seniors. They think that just because people move and talk a little slower than they used to that, they are easy to push around. However, nothing can be further from the truth as many seniors have minds that are even sharper than when they were younger. However, every day people make the mistake of thinking that seniors are easy pickings only to learn a lesson in respect the hard way. In this joke, a waitress thinks she’s gotten the best of an older customer, little does she know that this “old” lady knows...

Sarah received several complaints about the condition of her house from one of her neighbors, Mrs. Cardigan. The older woman also yelled at her when she couldn’t fix it promptly. But instead of being mad, Sarah invited her and two other neighbors into her home, which surprisingly changed everything. Mrs. Teller, I can’t believe I have to complain about this situation. You have to fix your yard immediately. Your house needs painting. It’s a disaster! It makes our neighborhood look awful, and all our houses are losing value since you’re right around the corner. Please do it promptly! Sincerely, Mrs....

Ron is a 67-year-old man from Arizona who would ride his bicycle to his brother’s house every weekend. It usually took him 2 hours, and he always made it there by 2 PM. One day he was feeling especially frisky, and decided he’d try to make the ride in just 1 hour. With a determined grin, he put on his helmet and started pedaling. 30 minutes later, he collapsed from exhaustion while going up a hill. While sitting there, a Corvette pulls up and asks him if he needs a ride. Ron looks at his watch and sees that he...