Jonathan Winters’s appearance on the Carson Tonight Show in 1973 was a momentous occasion for comedy fans. The legendary comedian brought his trademark wit and humor to the show, effortlessly weaving jokes and anecdotes into the conversation. Despite talking about his weight issues, he kept the atmosphere light and entertaining with his jokes, leaving Carson and the audience in stitches. In addition, winters had a fantastic ability to weave hilarious and relatable stories. His tale about getting a ticket from a traffic cop for speeding was a perfect example of his comic talent. The way he created a whole story...
Continue reading...Elderly Lady Sends Her Husband A Romantic Text Message. See His Funny Reply
An elderly couple had just learned how to send texts on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.” The husband texted...
Continue reading...Bodybuilder Says “BOOM” When He Takes Off His Shirt, But It Wasn’t The Reaction He Expected
He should have reconsidered his phrasing. A 21 year old blonde girl met a large, powerfully built bodybuilder at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. The body builder takes off his shirt, and while doing so, he exclaims, “Boom!” The blonde says, “What a great chest you have!” He tells her, “That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby!” He then rips off his pants, once again yelling, “Boom!” The blonde is impressed and says, “My, what massive calves you have!” The body builder tells her, “That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.” He...
Continue reading...Man came home and his house was a total wreck, so he asks his wife about it
This one is a real “gotcha.” We know some folks that can really relate to this woman who keeps a might fine home… usually. If you can understand her dilemma, you might want to send this one to a friend. A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entryway,...
Continue reading...Story of the Day: Police Chief Sees His Arrested Son at Police Station, Decides to Pursue the Case Himself
The police chief was shocked when his son was brought to the police station in handcuffs. However, he kept his fatherly sentiments aside and decided to pursue the case on his own to teach his son a valuable lesson. Police chief Matthew Bruce and his wife Caroline’s son, Adam, came late into their lives, so they were always very lenient with him and never said no to him for anything. As Adam grew older, he began to take his parents’ love and concern for granted, as if it were permission for him to do whatever he pleased. There were certainly...
Continue reading...Hilarious boxing match between Joe Frazier and Johnny Carson
In 1972, boxing champ Joe Frazier stopped by ‘The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson.’ Joe comes out to a big round of applause and sits down with Johnny for a spirited interview. Johnny asks when the fight will be between Joe and George Foreman for the heavyweight title. Frazier tells him that January 2nd is the date. Johnny says, “A lot of people said the reason you’re fighting him is because they might take your title away if you didn’t fight soon.” Joe says that isn’t the reason. He says he likes to fight and has won every fight since...
Continue reading...A Wife Called The Phone Company
A Kansas farmwife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on a few occasions, When it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialled the subscriber’s house. The phone didn’t ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring. Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found: 1. The dog was tied...
Continue reading...There Is A Mommy Stork, A Daddy Stork And A Baby Stork
There is a mommy stork, a daddy stork, and a baby stork. One day, daddy didn’t come home for dinner. Mommy and baby were very worried. When dad came home late the next morning, they asked what he was doing. “I was making a young couple very happy,” he replied. About a week later, mommy didn’t come home for dinner. Daddy and the baby were very worried. When mom came home late the next morning, they asked what she was doing. “I was making a young couple very happy,” she replied. A few days later, the baby didn’t come home...
Continue reading...A Florida Senior Citizen Drove His Corvette
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. “Amazing,” he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rearview mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, “What am I doing? I’m too old for this” and pulled over to await the trooper’s arrival. Pulling in behind him,...
Continue reading...Story of the Day: Man Smashes His Neighbor’s Car with a Bat, That Same Car Is Used to Help Save His Wife Later
When Tom had enough of the noise coming from his new neighbor Edward’s garage, he decided to end it. He grabbed his baseball bat and smashed Edward’s vintage car. But a few months later, Tom found his pregnant wife missing and Edward’s house locked. Edward lived a thrifty life until he saved enough money to buy a house. When he saw the ad for the sale of an old, time-worn building, he fixed his mind on getting it. “So, the house is yours,” the realtor said and handed the house keys to Edward. Since the building’s former owner passed on...
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