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Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. No matter what, it’s always good for a laugh. Every Time. Four surgeons were sitting around on lunch break, discussing what kinds of people they like to operate on. The first surgeon said, “I like operating on librarians. When you open them up everything is in alphabetical order.” The second surgeon said, “I like operating on accountants. When you open them up everything is numbered and organized.” The third surgeon said, “I like operating on electricians. When you open them up everything is color-coded.” The fourth surgeon said, “No no, operating on...

Tucker Carlson was more than the highest-rated host in all of cable until his shocking termination by Fox News on Monday. The 53-year-old media veteran is a father, a husband, and a friend to those who have had the pleasure of knowing him and even a delightful stranger to run into in a park: But the news legend is also a champion of women, which he recently proved in an interview that shocked many. In light of his firing by Fox News, it only feels proper that we remember an interview The Western Journal first reported on fewer than three...

A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The man said, ‘No, I’d like to see something more special.’ At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. ‘Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000the jeweler said. The lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this...

A poor mother doesn’t let anyone inside her house for years, but one day when a plumber arrives there on an emergency call, he’s left dismayed by what he discovers inside. “She’s a weirdo, and we have nothing to do with her or her kids,” Joyce, the eldest in her neighborhood, told the town’s newcomers during their evening gathering. Joyce had called a meeting with the newcomers, as she always did, taking pride in being the oldest in the neighborhood and warning them to avoid Joan, the woman who never let anyone inside her house. “But why is that, Mrs....

A man asked his wife what she’d like for her 40th birthday. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was. Wow. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald’s they went, where her husband ordered her a Happy Meal...

It is said that the finest things in life are worth the wait, even if it takes a lifetime. Lena Pierce would agree with this. Lena Pierce, born in 1919, had been away from her daughter for more than 80 years. However, on a cold snowy day in January 2016, she was finally reunited with the girl she was compelled to give up when she was just a teenager in 1933. Lena had a terrible existence that started when her dad d!ed when she was a baby. Before landing in central New York, she and her mother travelled much. Lena...

A 71-year-old man made the trip back to his old college to take one last look around campus again before he settled in to retired life. As he got to the campus he saw a young man studying hard, and the sight brought back memories. He sat on the bench beside the lad, but was surprised when the kid started spouting off at him. “You old geezer. Your generation will never understand my generation,” the kid lectured. “You grew up in a different world. In fact, your world is almost primitive compared to mine,” the student said. “Is that right?”...

Two elderly women were out driving in a big car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, “I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light.” After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red again, and again they went right through. This time the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been...

A woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday. She spends $5000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving she says to the clerk, “I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?” “About 32,” is the reply. “I’m exactly 47,” the woman says happily. A little while later she goes into McDonald’s and asks the counter girl the very same question. She replies, “I guess about 29.” ” Nope, I’m 47.” Now, she’s feeling really good about...

Henry is dying. With only a few months left to live, the seventy-five-year-old man embarks on an epic journey to find his daughter and make peace with her after years of estrangement. Henry looked up when Doctor Hutchins returned to the examination room. The tense, serious look on the doctor’s face told Henry everything he needed to know about his latest test results. “So, how much longer do I have, doc?” Henry asked. Doctor Hutchins frowned and pursed her lips. “There are several factors to consider, Henry. New research suggests that a different treatment—” “I appreciate your optimism, doc, but...