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A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. “I’m just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, Some thing comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls.” With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says: “You idiot. You’re sitting on the mop bucket!”.

Father was a hardworking man who delivered bread as a living to support his wife and three children. He spent all his evenings after work attending classes, hoping to improve himself so that he could one day find a better paying job. Except for Sundays, Father hardly ate a meal together with his family. He worked and studied very hard because he wanted to provide his family with the best money could buy. Whenever the family complained that he was not spending enough time with them, he reasoned that he was doing all this for them. But he often yearned...

A retired veteran had no choice but to work as a grocery clerk to pay for his wife’s treatment. Just two hours into the job, the store owner decides to fire him for an unknown reason. The following day, his wife’s $70,000 bill was paid in full. David was a retired 72-year-old veteran who served his country since he was in his 20s. He had retired five years ago and since then looked forward to doing his own thing, especially since he couldn’t do a lot of his hobbies while working in the military. However, while enjoying his retirement, his...

When the bus stopped and she was about to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. The woman was slightly embarrassed and quickly smiled to the bus driver. Then she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn’t. So, with a little embarrassment, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a...

One waitress teared up when she was handed a note at work. “She [the customer who left the note] came in about halfway through my 17-hour shift, and it was on Sunday, which is always pretty busy,” said King. “About halfway through her meal, it started to slow down so we chatted for a few minutes. Small talk, nothing too deep. She told me she was almost 70 and has been slowing down a bit. – Newsweek. While Megan King was working a shift as a waitress, she noticed a small woman eating alone at the table. Doing her best...

The owner of a seafood restaurant sends one of his sons undercover to his rival’s restaurant. The owner tells him to get a job as a cook, and figure out the recipe for his rival’s famous clam chowder. The first day, the son comes home with a basic list of ingredients that the rival uses. They try making it, but it doesn’t turn out the same. The owner sends him back. The second day, the son comes home having watched the rival chef prepare the chowder. They try again to make it, and it’s close, but the consistency is off,...

A man buys a brand new sports car and on his first drive overtakes a pick up truck from the wrong side. The truck driver is huge and has anger issues. He gets furious, speeds up and decided to teach the man a lesson at the next stop light just a few miles ahead. They reach a red light where the pick up driver pulls ahead of the car. He steps out of the trucks and drags the man out of the car. He notices the man to be very scared. The truck driver removes a piece of chalk a...

A man found a wallet with $700 in it. However, after returning it to the owner, he was accused of stealing 50 dollars. Read on to find out how a judge handled the issue. A man named Steven found a wallet with $700 in it. Some days later, he saw a notice stating that a rich man had lost his wallet and was willing to offer $50 to anyone who returned it. Steven soon returned it to Henry, the wallet owner who counted the money and accused the man of taking the reward already. According to him, the wallet had...

A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, “Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked like the rest of our children. Now I want to assure you that these 75 years have been the most wonderful experience I could have ever hoped for, and your answer cannot take all that away. But, I must know, did he have a different father?” The wife lowered her head, unable to...