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A blonde woman goes to a bank in New York before going on vacation and asks for a loan of $5,000. The banker asks, “Okay, miss, is there anything you would like to use as collateral?” The woman says, “Yes, of course. I’ll use my Rolls Royce.” The banker, stunned, asks, “A $250,000 Rolls Royce? Really?” The woman is absolutely positive. She hands over the keys, as the bankers and loan officers mock her. They check her credentials, make sure she is the title owner. Everything checks out. They park it for two weeks in your underground car park. When...

The Carol Burnett Show was one of the leading variety-comedy shows during the 1960s and the 1970s. This family entertainer aired on CBS every Saturday night and entertained families for decades. It is still considered one of the finest shows in television history. It has cemented its place as one of the finest classic shows ever created. Carol Burnett has the best actors performing with her. The show’s regular cast includes Harvey Korman, Tim Conway, Lyle Waggoner, & Vicki Lawrence. One of the video clips from the episode “Stuck in an elevator” has been liked by several online fans. The...

After the death of Eric and Sharon’s mother, they learned that their mother had left everything to Sharon and not Eric. However, after Eric investigated a little further, the truth of their mother’s will would leave them both understanding a little more about sibling rivalry. Eric was utterly devastated when he learned of his mother’s death. He worked as a real estate developer in a city far from his hometown, so receiving a call miles away from home broke his heart. He had hoped he could express the many things he never got to while she was alive. He was...

A couple of officers responded to a call about an older woman collapsing and found their old teacher, who had a surprising wish. They decided to help and traveled far, only to discover a heartbreaking situation. But their trip was not in vain. Officer Markson parked in front of the bus station and saw that an ambulance had arrived before them. There was a call about an older woman who had collapsed, and he and his partner, Officer Sanders, decided to check things out. They both exited their squad car and saw the paramedics tending to an older lady, who...

A farmer has 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster which he would sell. The other farmer says, “Yeah, I’ve got this great rooster, named Randy. He’ll service every chicken you got, no problem.” Well, Randy the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides he’ll be worth it. So he buys Randy. The farmer takes Randy home and sets him down in the barnyard first, giving the rooster a pep talk. “Randy, I want you to pace yourself...

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his street, beating merrily on every trash can they encountered. The crashing percussion continued day after day until finally, the wise old man decided it was time to take some action. The next afternoon, he walked out to meet the young percussionists as they banged their way down the street. Stopping them,...

A woman opened a handbag she bought from the flea market and saw a piece of paper inside it. “What is this?” she said and pulled it out. Little did she know that the message written on it would lead her to something unexpected. “Look, Nick. This bag is as good as new!” Jane pointed towards a cart full of bags in the flea market. Jane and Nick were visiting the flea market a week before their second wedding anniversary. During their last visit, they bought designer coats at a fraction of their original prices, and now, Jane had her...

A First grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Johnny what is your problem?” Johnny answered: “I’m too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third grade too!” The teacher had had enough. She took Johnny to the principal’s office. While Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any...