There once was a little girl who could not control her bad temper. So, her mother gave her a bag of nails and told her that every time she lost her temper, she must hammer a nail into the back of the fence. The first day the girl had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks, as she learned to control her anger, the number of nails she hammered daily gradually dwindled down. She discovered it was easier to hold her temper than to drive those nails into the fence. Finally, the day came when the...
Continue reading...Little Johnny’s Answer To His Teacher May Makes You Surprise
A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong. “All right children, let’s take another example,” she said. “If I were to get into a man’s pocket and take his wallet with all his money, what would I be?” Little Johnny raises his hand, and with a confident smile, he blurts out, “You’d be his wife!”
Continue reading...Farmer’s mother-in-law made life hard, and revenge is a dish best served cold
A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a friendly, non-antagonistic relationship. All to no avail though, as she kept nagging them at every opportunity, demanding changes, offering unwanted advice, and generally making life unbearable for the farmer and his new bride. While they were walking through the barn, during the forced inspection, the farmer’s mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly. It was a...
Continue reading...Clint Eastwood Crucifies Snarky Brat Alyssa Milano on Twitter: “Grow Up, You’re 50”
Clint Eastwood may be approaching 100 years old, but he’s still got it. The aging icon does not use social media frequently, but when he does, it is a sight to behold. When the master of codgery noticed Alyssa Milano acting like a pampered toddler once more, he called her out: “Take attention, young lady. There is a time and a place for ‘activism,’ and it isn’t right now. Grow up, you’re 50.” That is correct. Milano was born on December 19, 1972, which means that, while she’s still smoking hot, she’s no spring chicken. Perhaps it’s time to stop...
Continue reading...Putting Peanuts In Coke Is The New Trend Coming Out Of The South
The latest food trend is now surfacing and we can’t help but scratch our heads in thought. According to food trend websites like Delish and Esquire, putting peanuts in your Coca-Cola is a delicacy in the south and if you haven’t tried it yet, you need to. The reason will blow your mind. Just fill a cup with your Coca-Cola and pour half a bag of salted peanuts into the cup. Then let the peanuts marinate in the Coke for a bit and you’ve got yourself a sweet, savory drink with a nice little snack at the end of your...
Continue reading...Poor Dean Martin, Can’t Keep a Straight Face. This is Comedy Gold (VIDEO)
Everyone who experienced the sixties, remembers Dean Martin’s comedy shows. He had more than one, and they are all great! We saw many of that generations biggest comedians. This clip from the show will bring back some major nostalgia. The clip you’re about to watch starts with the famous Dean Martin sitting at a bar. In walks, the comedian Foster Brooks, playing the part of a drunk brain surgeon. This character is one that you would never want working on you or your family. The two begin with hilarious banter that lasted the whole clip. Such witty banter that Dean...
Continue reading...Story of the Day: Girl Sews Clothes for Poor Dad and Siblings, Once a Fashion Tycoon Visits Them
12-year-old Faith was a talented seamstress by genes, and all she wanted was to help her disabled dad and little siblings through her sewing. One Easter, everything changes for her family when a fashion tycoon visits their house, and Faith recognizes the woman. With only a week before Easter knocked on their door, Faith sat at her old sewing machine—a special gift from her late mother aside from her sewing skills—secretly sewing new outfits for her father and three younger siblings she would gift them on Easter. Faith was the eldest daughter in the family and responsible enough to shoulder...
Continue reading...Bob Newhart makes Johnny Carson laugh hysterically on The Tonight Show
‘The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson’ welcomed comedian Bob Newhart. Johnny introduces Bob while tripping over his words multiple times, causing everyone to laugh. Bob was known for his successful stand-up comedy and classic TV series ‘The Bob Newhart Show.’ Bob walks out, and they start to talk about how amazing that monologue was, and Bob mocks him a bit. Johnny says that he heard some interesting news about Bob regarding how he isn’t all Irish. Johnny said he always assumed that Bob was all Irish but discovered he was one-quarter German. Bob explains that his last name is German,...
Continue reading...Teacher Accidentally Shows Too Much Skin to the Wrong Student
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th-grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class. She quickly turned and asked, “What’s so funny, Pat?” “I just saw one of your garters!”. “Get out of my classroom,” she yells, I don’t want to see you for three days!” The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment, she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly, there is...
Continue reading...A Wife Was Celebrating Her Pregnancy News In A Bar
A man sat at a local bar and said: “This is a special day, I’m celebrating.” “What a coincidence”, said the woman next to him. “I’m celebrating, too”, she said and clinked glasses with him. “What are your celebrating?”, the woman asked. “I’m a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they’re finally fertile.” “What a coincidence”, the woman said: “For my husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynaecologist told me I’m pregnant! How did your chickens become fertile?”, she asked. “I switched cocks”, he replied. “What a coincidence”,...
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