Curried chicken drumsticks are a tasty way to spice up dinner on a busy weekday or lazy weekend. Made with yogurt and a few staple Indian spices these thighs are baked in the oven in under 40 minutes. Ingredients 8 (4 oz each) skin-on chicken drumsticks (about 2 lb. total weight) 2 tablespoons olive oil 1 teaspoon Diamond Crystal kosher salt ½ teaspoon black pepper 1 teaspoon garlic powder 1 teaspoon onion powder 1 teaspoon smoked paprika 1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper Instructions Preheat your oven to 400 degrees F. Line a rimmed baking sheet with high-heat-resistant parchment paper and arrange...
Continue reading...No Bake Chocolate Oat Bars
These Oat bars were like a more chocolate-y and delicious granola bar, which means they were loved by all. Layers of oat and chocolate all topped off with a drizzle of even more chocolate made up this yummy treat. The best part? No baking involved! Not only are these perfect for summer time, but they’re great all year long and can give you the feel of a delicious baked chocolate and oat treat without actually having to bake them! Ingredients 1 cup butter 1/2 cup packed brown sugar 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 3 cups quick cooking oats 1 cup semisweet...
Continue reading...A Lawyer And A Farmer Are Arguing With Each Other About A Property
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee. He sh0-t and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded: “I sh-0t a duck and it fell in this field, and now I’m going to retrieve it.” The old farmer replied: “This is my property, and you are not coming over here.” The indignant lawyer said: “I am one of the best trial attorneys in...
Continue reading...Exasperated Wife Calls Mother-in-law About Her Husband
Darcy had to raise a kid on her own because her so-called man of the house was always out at the bar with his friends, and when he wasn’t, he was always slacking off at home. She called up her mother-in-law during a particularly hard day, whom she wasn’t always on the best of terms with because she tended to side with her son rather than offer the woman any sort of support. Darcy asked, “Could you tell me who changes the child if it poops itself? Is it the dad or the mom?” “It is always the mother, honey,”...
Continue reading...Sarah Was In The Fertilized Egg Business
Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells. Sarah’s favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen...
Continue reading...A Homeowner Gets A Piece Of Advice From A Carpenter That They Will Treasure Forever
There are many difficulties we may have to face in life and, at times, those problems could come at us quickly. Many of the issues that we have to face on a day to day basis occur at work and we might have a tendency to bring them home with us. The sad part of such a situation is that everyone in the home will suffer as a result of our stress, and it is difficult not to unload on our family when we have had a terrible day. In the following story, a carpenter helps a home owner to...
Continue reading...A Military Officer Found A Talking Frog
A 70-year-old retired Military officer had one hobby – he loved to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say: ‘Pick me up.‘ he looked around and couldn’t see anyone. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, “Pick me up.‘ He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. The retd officer said: ‘Are you talking to me The frog said, ‘Yes, I’m talking to you. Pick me up, then kiss me and I’ll turn into the most beautiful woman you have...
Continue reading...Story of the Day: Passengers Ignore Crying Newborn Girl until Driver Realizes Baby’s Parents Are Not on the Bus
Lucas was driving to another city, but there was a baby that wouldn’t stop crying on his bus. He reached one of the stops and decided to scold the parents for not doing anything about it. That’s when he realized the baby was alone and had to do something he had never imagined. The crying had been going for way too long on the bus, and Lucas couldn’t imagine how his passengers were tolerating the noise at this point. Lucas was driving the bus from Miami to Orlando, a course that took around three hours. For almost the entire trip,...
Continue reading...These 20 Hilarious Gas Station Signs Will Make Your Day
People don’t often think of stopping at a gas station or convenience store as a fun or exciting experience. That’s why the owners of these gas stations decided to spice up the days of their customers a bit with some hilarious signs that are sure to bring a smile to your face! We’ve compiled a list of 20 creative gas station signs that are sure to give you a good chuckle! Scroll through these and see which one makes you laugh the most: At least they have a sense of humor about it. That sounds good.. wait, what?! If this...
Continue reading...John Elway Lays Down The Law: ‘Kneel On My Field And You’re Fired On The Spot’
John Elway, former Super Bowl-winning quarterback and Head of Football Operations for the Denver Broncos, has laid down some ground rules for the upcoming season of the NFL. According to our sources inside the locker room who may or may not have direct knowledge of what’s going on, Elway is already polishing up his index finger to point at the traitors he’ll fire. Our sports correspondent in the field, James Osborne, says the players are taking the warnings very seriously: “Elway has made it clear that he won’t stand for any disrespecting of our flag. One of the assistants to...
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