Jokes

A little girl says to her mother: “Mummy, when you were away at work a strange lady came around”… “Not now,” says Mummy. “Wait until Daddy gets home.” So they wait until Daddy gets home, and then Mummy says “Now dear, what were you saying about Daddy and the strange lady?” And Daddy starts to say something but Mummy says: “You keep quiet – I’ll be talking to my attorney in the morning. Carry on, dear.” ”Well,” says the little girl, “Daddy told me to stay downstairs while they went upstairs, but I followed them without Daddy seeing me,and I...

Two old men are sat on a bench at the park. A young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts. One of the men smiles and this brings the girl over. “Why are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?” she says. Two old men are sat on a bench at the park. A young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts. One of the men smiles and this brings the girl over. “Why are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?”...

A man phones his wife and asks her: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box. We’re leaving from office & I’ll swing by the house to pick my things. Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas!” The wife noticed that there’s something fishy in her husband’s story but since she was a good wife she listened to her husband and did exactly as...

The maid asked her boss’s wife for a raise, and the wife was upset. The wife asked, “Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?” Helen: “There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you.” Wife: “Who said that?” Helen: “Your husband.” Wife: “Oh.” Helen: “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.” Wife: “Who said that?” Helen: “Your husband.” Wife: “Oh.” Helen: “The third reason is that I am a better lover than you.” Wife: “Did my husband say that as well?” Helen: “No, the gardener did.” Wife:...

An elderly married couple had just settled into bed when the old man let out a loud fart and declared: “Seven points!” His wife, confused, rolled over and asked, “What was that all about?” The old man grinned and replied, “It’s fart football.” Not wanting to be left out, a few minutes later the wife let one rip and proudly announced: “Touchdown, tie game!” After a short pause, the old man fired off another and boasted, “Aha, 14 to 7! I’m winning.” Determined to keep up, the wife let loose with another big one, saying: “Touchdown, tie game again.” Then,...

A wife goes on a retreat for work for a few days. When she returns and enters the house, she puts her things away and then goes to do some much needed laundry. Upon her entry to the room, however, she finds a pair of panties on the floor that do not belong to her! Furious, she questions her husband. The husband says: “I have no idea where they came from I don’t do the laundry, the maid does!” The wife calms down and says: “Oh! So maybe these belong to the maid, could be she was doing her laundry...

Here’s a lighthearted joke to brighten up your day. Sometimes, humor comes in all shapes and sizes—whether it’s a clever comeback or a quick-witted retort, a good laugh is a universal language. Let this classic joke add a little joy to your day: A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, ‘Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?’ ‘HELLLOOOOOO0……,’ answered the blonde. ‘They’re watch dogs’!

Here’s a lighthearted joke to brighten up your day. Sometimes, humor comes in all shapes and sizes—whether it’s a clever comeback or a quick-witted retort, a good laugh is a universal language. A clever joke can lighten the mood and remind us not to take life too seriously. Whether you’re here for a chuckle or just need a quick break, let this classic joke add a little joy to your day: A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks: “If you were any sort of a gentleman, you...

I accidentally saw this story on the internet, and it’s too good not to share! Someone took their 92-year-old dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. They then decided to grab a bite at the food court. While sitting there, the dad noticed a teenager next to him with wild hair, and what happened next will have you laughing out loud… Get ready for some classic grandad humor! Okay, here’s how the story goes: I’m not sure if it really happened or if it’s made up, but either way – it’s absolutely brilliant! ”I took...

Reading a joke offers numerous benefits for mental and physical well-being. It instantly boosts your mood and reduces stress by triggering laughter, which releases endorphins, the body’s natural feel-good chemicals. Laughter also strengthens social bonds, creating moments of shared joy that enhance relationships and foster a sense of community. On a cognitive level, jokes engage your brain, improving mental agility and creativity through wordplay and humor. Check the joke below: “No way! No needles! I hate needles!” says the patient. The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide, and the man objects. “No way! I can’t do the gas...