Jokes

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired...

An old woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if...

Little Johnny walks into a general store, walks up to the owner and asks for a job. The owner says: “You think you’d make a good salesman?” The...

A crowded United Airlines flight was cancelled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk...

At school, when little Johnny sees little Suzy he asks her if she’ll climb the flag pole. When she tells him “No”, he offers her $1 to climb...

A sweet old lady is making lunch for her husband one day. She had been making him the same lunch for the past 40 years. His favorite: a...