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A man and his son are walking, and the son says, “Father, I have a question.” The father says, “Yes, son?” “Father, why is my sister called Brooke?” The father replies, “We called her Brooke because when she was conceived, your mother and I were near a brook.” The son thinks about this and then says, “Father, I have another question.” The father says, “Yes, son?” “Father, why is my brother called Scott?” The father replies, “We called your brother Scott because he was conceived while your mother and I were in Scotland.” The son thinks about this and then...

Mark was a wealthy banker who had always insisted on his son, Thomas, doing things his way and following in his father’s footsteps. However, after discovering Thomas had dropped out of college, he would soon learn how flawed his perspective was. It was the day after Thomas’ graduation, and his wealthy, stern, no-nonsense father, Mark, and caring mother, Ruth, couldn’t have been any prouder of him. He was a bright, hardworking student, graduating with honors. His parents threw him a small dinner in celebration of his recent achievement. Thomas and his parents sat at the dinner table as Mark said...

‘The Carol Burnett Show’ featured an incredible fight between Lucille Ball and Carol Burnett in Season 1, Episode 6. The two women hysterically fight over none other than Tim Conway. The two women walk out in nice uniforms and scoff at each other. Then, they walk behind their desks straight across from each other. They both reveal their company signs. One says, “Rent a Car,” and the other says, “Car Rental.” They look at each other, start dusting their counters, and end up sword-fighting with the dusters. They stop and stare at each other, and Carol sneezes. Lucille falls back...

When Mr. Feldman was forced to live out of his car, he began to question his self-worth. He would soon realize the kind of impact he had on the lives of his students. Mr. Feldman was worried about whether his secret was out. For months, he had managed to keep everyone in the dark about his tragic living situation. He couldn’t bear the embarrassment if it came to light that the respected English professor had been living in his car. It all began with a sudden change of management of the school where Mr. Feldman taught. He was the Head...

There are certain types of jokes that most people find funny. Typically, they have something in common, and it usually is the back story. Perhaps it is a blonde joke, or it may be a dad joke, but in any case, it fits into a mold. For some people, there’s nothing quite like telling a good lawyer joke. Perhaps that is why we appreciate the following joke so much, because it hits on the highlights of both a lawyer joke and a doctor joke. Which will come out on top? Read the hilarious story below and find out. A doctor...

Most of us play by the rules, but every once in a while, we may hear about somebody who likes to game the system. They not only break the rules, but they also find a way to do it successfully, and we may look at them with a little envy when we see how easy it is for them. In the following joke, we hear about a group of individuals who are gaming the system in an amazing way. When others find out about it, they decide that they will give it a try as well. The problem is, they...

A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When asked why she left her last employment, she replied: “Yes sir, they paid good wages, but it was the most ridiculous place I ever worked. They played a game called Bridge, and last night lots of folks were there. As I was about to bring in the refreshments, I heard a man say “Lay down and let’s see what you’ve got.” Another man said: “I’ve got strength but no length.” Another man said to a lady: “Take your hand off my trick.” I pretty near dropped dead just then when...

A poor teacher couldn’t begin thinking of how to feed and raise his five children after he was fired. A couple of days later, a limo picked him up and took him to his dream job. Tommy Baxter was a 53-year-old teacher who loved his students dearly. He not only taught them math and science but would give his students sound advice, which they’d take to heart and really listen to. Through the years, the school principal who ran the public school where Mr. Baxter worked noticed a considerable decline in academic performance for students with teachers aged 50 and...

Grandpa was showing little Johnny around the farm, and when they come to the corral, he explained, “That’s a bull and a cow, and he’s serving her.” A little later on, they saw horses. Then Grandpa said: “That’s a stud and a mare, and he’s serving her, too.” That night at supper, after everyone was seated and grace was said. Grandma turned to Grandpa and said: “Will you please serve the turkey?” Little Johnny jumped up and yelled: “If he does, I’m eating a hamburger!”

There are many diverse American home styles available for home shoppers today. These different architectural wonders are all steeped in history and include some of the most desirable features homeowners are looking for. The ‘Ranch’ or ‘Rancher’ got its start in the U.S., featuring a close-to-the-ground profile and a wide-open layout. Ranch homes have become more elaborate in design over the years, including cathedral ceilings and sunken living rooms. The ‘American Craftsman’ was inspired by the Arts and Crafts movement, and it received its name from furniture creator Gustav Stickley’s magazine title. The small to medium-sized houses were also known...