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The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. Little Sally led off: “I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30,” she said proudly, “My sales approach was to appeal to the customer’s civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success.” “Very good,” said the teacher. Little Jenny was next: “I sold magazines,” she said, “I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events.” “Very good, Jenny,” said the teacher. Eventually,...

Sometimes a joke falls flat, as this husband quickly discovered when he was attempting to be funny about his wife’s weight. That was a mistake. One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife: “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!” His wife was not amused and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning, the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. “What the hell is this?” he said to himself, as...

Husband sent a text to his wife at night: “Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return”. But there is no reply.. He sent another text: “And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I’m getting you a new car”. And this time she sent this text back: “OMG really?” Husband replied: “No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message”

A lonely older woman is cornered by gangsters after her car breaks down in a notorious town. She devises a cunning plan to trick the men and escape the grave danger, unaware of what awaits her when the gang lord arrives. As the last rays of sunlight slipped behind the horizon, Candice, 75, was driving alone in her old Mustang on a breezy Saturday evening to meet her old friend. The deserted area plunged into darkness, and she seemed to be the only sign of life in a desolate neighborhood that appeared long forgotten. Candice watched the sky cloak an...

A salesman is talking to an old farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders: He says. “What on earth is that all about?” The old farmer says. “We had a fire in the chicken coop two months ago and all his feathers got singed off, so the wife made him some clothes to keep him warm.” “Okay, but that was two months ago. Why does he still wear them?” The old farmer replied. “There ain’t nothing funnier than watching him try to hold down a hen with one foot and get his...

Starring Leslie Nielsen, the acclaimed comedy Naked Gun: From the Files of the Police Squad was a huge hit when it premiered on December 2, 1988. But before there was the Naked Gun, fans enjoyed the TV series Police Squad in 1982. Although the series only produced 6 episodes, the audience was hooked on the hilarity and slapstick comedy of the show. And luckily for everyone, even though the show never aired again, they took the premise and the characters to the big screen with Naked Gun: From the Files of the Police Squad! In both the show and the...

Once upon a time in a village, there was an old man named Jerry. He hadn’t seen his son for few years and wanted to meet his son who lived in a city. He started his journey and came to a city where his son used to work and stay. He went to the place from where he used to get letters long back. When he knocked the door he was excited and smiled with joy to meet his son. Unfortunately, someone else opened the door. Jerry asked, “I suppose Thomas should be staying in this place.” The person said,...

Little Johnny: Hello Teacher, let me ask you a question. Teacher: Okay. Little Johnny: How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Teacher: You can’t it’s too big. Little Johnny: Wrong. All you have to do is open the fridge and put it in there. Teacher: Hm. Okay then. Little Johnny: Let me ask you another question. How do put a Donkey inside that fridge? Teacher: Easy you just open the door and put it in there. Little Johnny: Wrong again. You have to take the Elephant out first then put the Donkey in the fridge. Teacher: Uh okay....

Little Johnny was having problems in English class, so his teacher decided to stop by Little Johnny’s house on her way home. She wanted to discuss his poor performance directly with his parents. When she rang the doorbell, Johnny answered. “Hello Johnny, I’d like to talk to your mother or father.” She said. “Sorry. but they ain’t here.” He replied.” She said. “what is it with your grammar?” “Haven’t got a clue,” Johnny replied. “But dad sure was mad that they had to go bail her out again!”

A wife who has known her veteran husband to be a stoic, cold-hearted man is stunned when she spots him with a little girl. She follows him to figure out what he’s up to, only to discover he has kept secrets from her and that their marriage is far from perfect. It was a sunny day. The bus door hissed open as it arrived at the crowded stop. Betty swiftly boarded the bus with the crowd and was fortunate enough to get a window seat. She was in a rush to get to a meeting and didn’t want to be...