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Henry is dying. With only a few months left to live, the seventy-five-year-old man embarks on an epic journey to find his daughter and make peace with her after years of estrangement. Henry looked up when Doctor Hutchins returned to the examination room. The tense, serious look on the doctor’s face told Henry everything he needed to know about his latest test results. “So, how much longer do I have, doc?” Henry asked. Doctor Hutchins frowned and pursed her lips. “There are several factors to consider, Henry. New research suggests that a different treatment—” “I appreciate your optimism, doc, but...

Jonathan Winters’s appearance on the Carson Tonight Show in 1973 was a momentous occasion for comedy fans. The legendary comedian brought his trademark wit and humor to the show, effortlessly weaving jokes and anecdotes into the conversation. Despite talking about his weight issues, he kept the atmosphere light and entertaining with his jokes, leaving Carson and the audience in stitches. In addition, winters had a fantastic ability to weave hilarious and relatable stories. His tale about getting a ticket from a traffic cop for speeding was a perfect example of his comic talent. The way he created a whole story...

An elderly couple had just learned how to send texts on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.” The husband texted...

This one is a real “gotcha.” We know some folks that can really relate to this woman who keeps a might fine home… usually. If you can understand her dilemma, you might want to send this one to a friend. A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entryway,...

The police chief was shocked when his son was brought to the police station in handcuffs. However, he kept his fatherly sentiments aside and decided to pursue the case on his own to teach his son a valuable lesson. Police chief Matthew Bruce and his wife Caroline’s son, Adam, came late into their lives, so they were always very lenient with him and never said no to him for anything. As Adam grew older, he began to take his parents’ love and concern for granted, as if it were permission for him to do whatever he pleased. There were certainly...

There is a mommy stork, a daddy stork, and a baby stork. One day, daddy didn’t come home for dinner. Mommy and baby were very worried. When dad came home late the next morning, they asked what he was doing. “I was making a young couple very happy,” he replied. About a week later, mommy didn’t come home for dinner. Daddy and the baby were very worried. When mom came home late the next morning, they asked what she was doing. “I was making a young couple very happy,” she replied. A few days later, the baby didn’t come home...

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. “Amazing,” he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rearview mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, “What am I doing? I’m too old for this” and pulled over to await the trooper’s arrival. Pulling in behind him,...