Darcy had to raise a kid on her own because her so-called man of the house was always out at the bar with his friends, and when he wasn’t, he was always slacking off at home. She called up her mother-in-law during a particularly hard day, whom she wasn’t always on the best of terms with because she tended to side with her son rather than offer the woman any sort of support. Darcy asked, “Could you tell me who changes the child if it poops itself? Is it the dad or the mom?” “It is always the mother, honey,”...
Continue reading...Sarah Was In The Fertilized Egg Business
Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells. Sarah’s favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen...
Continue reading...A Homeowner Gets A Piece Of Advice From A Carpenter That They Will Treasure Forever
There are many difficulties we may have to face in life and, at times, those problems could come at us quickly. Many of the issues that we have to face on a day to day basis occur at work and we might have a tendency to bring them home with us. The sad part of such a situation is that everyone in the home will suffer as a result of our stress, and it is difficult not to unload on our family when we have had a terrible day. In the following story, a carpenter helps a home owner to...
Continue reading...A Military Officer Found A Talking Frog
A 70-year-old retired Military officer had one hobby – he loved to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say: ‘Pick me up.‘ he looked around and couldn’t see anyone. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, “Pick me up.‘ He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. The retd officer said: ‘Are you talking to me The frog said, ‘Yes, I’m talking to you. Pick me up, then kiss me and I’ll turn into the most beautiful woman you have...
Continue reading...Story of the Day: Passengers Ignore Crying Newborn Girl until Driver Realizes Baby’s Parents Are Not on the Bus
Lucas was driving to another city, but there was a baby that wouldn’t stop crying on his bus. He reached one of the stops and decided to scold the parents for not doing anything about it. That’s when he realized the baby was alone and had to do something he had never imagined. The crying had been going for way too long on the bus, and Lucas couldn’t imagine how his passengers were tolerating the noise at this point. Lucas was driving the bus from Miami to Orlando, a course that took around three hours. For almost the entire trip,...
Continue reading...These 20 Hilarious Gas Station Signs Will Make Your Day
People don’t often think of stopping at a gas station or convenience store as a fun or exciting experience. That’s why the owners of these gas stations decided to spice up the days of their customers a bit with some hilarious signs that are sure to bring a smile to your face! We’ve compiled a list of 20 creative gas station signs that are sure to give you a good chuckle! Scroll through these and see which one makes you laugh the most: At least they have a sense of humor about it. That sounds good.. wait, what?! If this...
Continue reading...John Elway Lays Down The Law: ‘Kneel On My Field And You’re Fired On The Spot’
John Elway, former Super Bowl-winning quarterback and Head of Football Operations for the Denver Broncos, has laid down some ground rules for the upcoming season of the NFL. According to our sources inside the locker room who may or may not have direct knowledge of what’s going on, Elway is already polishing up his index finger to point at the traitors he’ll fire. Our sports correspondent in the field, James Osborne, says the players are taking the warnings very seriously: “Elway has made it clear that he won’t stand for any disrespecting of our flag. One of the assistants to...
Continue reading...Whoopi, Joy, and Sunny All Say They’ll Quit “Immediately” If The View Adds Candace Owens
Candace Owens scares the women of “The View.” The trio of twisted leftists that is Whoopi, Joy, and Sunny have made it clear: If the network hires her, they’ll quit. “She’s a MAGA extremist who sells nonsense to numbskulls,” said Whoopi, “There’s no way I’ll sit at a table and take her seriously.” “I can’t do it,” said Joy, “she’s awful. She’s just gonna go off the handle and scream all the time.” Sunny Hostin had nothing to add other than to declare Owens a “trailer to people of color.” As for Owens, she says she doesn’t care if they...
Continue reading...Dad gets furious when he notices that his newborn daughter has red hair
The father in the next story got quite the shock when he noticed a detail on his newborn daughter’s appearance – but thankfully, doctors always have an answer. A couple had just had their first child. But something was wrong, so the father rushed in panic to the doctor who helped the mother with delivery. “I’m not her real dad!” The dad grabbed the doctor by the arm. “Doctor!” Screamed the father. “I don’t know how I should say this, but I am horrified by the fact that my daughter has red hair! So how can I even be sure...
Continue reading...Woman Embarrasses Herself On The First Day Of Work
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Managers door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new Employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he...
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