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Two boys were talking and one said to the other, “There is an easy way to get what you want.” The other boy said: “How?” The boy replied: “Tell people you know their secret.” The boy jumps up and runs to his dad: “I know your secret!” The dad replies: “Please don’t tell your mom here’s $10.” The boy then runs to his mom: “I know your secret!” The mom said: “Please don’t tell your dad here’s $15.” The boy then decides to try it on the mailman: “I know your secret!” The mail man opened his arms and said:...

On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot seated next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee, then the parrot squawks: “And get me a whisky, you cow!” The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot but forgets the man’s coffee. When the man points it out to her, the parrot drains its glass and bawls: “And get me another whisky, you id!to.” Upset, the stewardess comes back with another whisky – but still no coffee. By now in desperate need for his coffee, the man tries the parrot’s style: “I’ve...

“There has been a wild Forest Man seen in the forest. He has little beady red eyes, and hair all over. Be careful, he might be dangerous” The old farmer shrugged and continued with his farm. About an hour later, the farmer spotted a very hairy man, with little beady red eyes hiding behind a bush at the edge of the forest. At first, the farmer was worried for his life, but noticed how this forest man did not move, but just stared at the farmer. The farmer thought maybe this forest man is not dangerous, maybe he could make...

An evening walk in City Square Park became a nightmare for two overly possessive grannies after their only grandson was taken in an ambulance. They cried their way to the emergency ward and blamed each other for the tragedy that fateful evening. In fall 2018, Julia, 50, moved to Williamsburg, Virginia. She was excited to live next door to her daughter, Amber. But Amber’s mother-in-law, Rose, 52, wasn’t pleased with Julia’s move into the neighborhood. “Oh, Jeez! Now, she’ll come and say Brandon this…Brandon that… That woman is crazy…I don’t want her near my boy,” Rose fumed. Brandon was their...

Fans of The Carol Burnett Show were recently treated to a delightful blast from the past. A video clip featuring Shirley MacLaine’s appearance on the comedy show has been doing rounds all over the internet. The episode in question was Season 9, Episode 4, and it had viewers in stitches from start to finish. The episode starts with a classic skit featuring Vicki Lawrence as Carol’s mother, Mrs. Harper, waiting for her daughter and son-in-law, played by Carol Burnett and Harvey Korman. The act was riddled with witty banter and hilarious one-liners, leaving the audience in fits of laughter. Later...

A young man, who was also an avid golfer, found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home. Just as he was about to tee off, an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the young man as he was golfing alone. Not being able to say no, he allowed the old man to join him. To his surprise, the old man played fairly quickly. He didn’t hit the ball far, but plodded...

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said, “Well. You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I’m getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!” The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, “I’ve always wanted to go to Hawaii but I’m scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a...

Brendan O’Hare was completely lost in the kitchen. Even he couldn’t make a plate of soup for himself or boil an egg. Brendan had never even done the food shopping, but he always came home from work to a delicious meal cooked by his wife, Barbara. One day, Barbara was sick with the flu for several days. As a result, the fridge was all but empty. Brendan realized he’d better help out, and offered to go to the supermarket. Barbara sent him off with a carefully numbered list of seven items. Brendan returned shortly, very proud of himself, and proceeded...

A teacher said to her class, “Right, I’m going to hold something beneath the desk, and I want you to guess what it is. This one is round and red.” Little Johnny’s hand shot up, but he was ignored. “It’s a plum, miss,” said a girl. “No, it’s an apple, but I like your way of thinking. The next one is oval shaped and green.” The teacher ignored Little Johnny again and a boy said, “It’s a kiwi, miss.” “No, it’s a guana, but I like your way of thinking.” Little Johnny said, ” I got one, miss, it’s stiff,...