He’s left dumbfounded! A guy took his blond girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied. “Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles. But I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’...
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Chef Returns $1,200 Bill Of Rich Diner Who ‘Disrespected’ His Waitress, Bans Them From Restaurant
When you work in the hospitality industry you end up being part of a special community. Long and late hours often mean you’re spending a lot of your time with your coworkers both at work and when you’re off the clock. Over time, your coworkers can sometimes end up feeling like family. So, when this chef banned a group of customers for being a nuisance- you could say he was well within his rights. Recently, a British chef asked a group of rich diners to never return to the restaurant. Lee Skeet, the Chef, and owner of Cora Restaurant in...
Continue reading...His nagging wife passes away during vacation, and the man has a hilarious comment
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem. The woman kept complaining about every little detail and making the trip unbearable. But a few days before their vacation ended, a tragic accident ended the woman’s life. The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home for $5,000.” The husband thought about it for a few seconds, then told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home. “Why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped home when you could have...
Continue reading...Story of the Day: Orphan Sells Granny’s Ring for Food, Buyer Recognizes It as His Family Heirloom
Janice was an orphan whose only tie to her biological family was a ring and a note found on her after she was left at an orphanage. Years later, she tries to sell the ring for food, only to unexpectedly meet a man who would provide the answers to her years of prayer. Janice was an orphan who had spent her whole life in the system. She had never known her parents, and at the tender age of 10 months, the shelter for orphans became her home. The only thing she had from her biological family was a ring and...
Continue reading...Tim Tebow: “There Is Only One MVP And He Passed Away On A Cross On A Rescue Mission For Humanity”
Former University of Florida Heisman Trophy winning quarterback and Denver Broncos starter Tim Tebow recently accepted the Sports Impact Award at the K-LOVE Fan Awards. While accepting the award Tebow gave an impassioned speech about caring for the most vulnerable and declaring Jesus Christ the the only MVP. Tebow began his speech by thanking the crowd and the presenters and then cracking a couple jokes at the presenters expense saying, “Thank you so much. Matthew, let’s just be honest, you’ve never thought about running a marathon. And unfortunately, those shorts you wore proved it.” He continued, “Guys, it is such...
Continue reading...The glorious 50s and 60s on Dick Clark’s ‘American Bandstand’
In the late 1950s, the biggest generation in American history was introduced to two new exciting forms of media. The first was TV, which became the primary source of family entertainment. The second was Rock and Roll music, which teenagers loved! The two powerful forces combined in one epic show called ‘American Bandstand’ starring Dick Clark. It is perhaps the most culturally significant show of the era. Boys were dancing in suits and girls wore beautiful dresses and ‘bee-hive’ hairstyles. Dick Clark made rock and roll music safe for mainstream America. Clean-cut teens were pictured dancing to songs with suggestive...
Continue reading...The Horse That Helped The Chicken
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can’t be found. So he drives the farmer’s Porsche back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing...
Continue reading...Story of the Day: Single Man Returns from 16-Hour Shift and Sees ‘for Sale’ Sign outside His House
One day, a man returns home from work to see a ‘For Sale’ sign in his front yard. Shocked, he contacts his lawyer only to learn that his ex-wife is up to no good. “Who gave her the right to sell my house?” the man grumbled. When Peter was in his late twenties, he met a woman named Shirley at work. Shirley was a beautiful 20-something woman. Whenever Peter would talk to her, he couldn’t help but stare at her dreamy blue eyes. He thought she was the most beautiful girl he had ever seen, and it took him months...
Continue reading...Remembering your childhood from the 60s and 70s with pictures (VIDEO)
A nostalgic video from the 1960s and early 1970s has emerged from the internet to bring back memories with classic pictures. All the images are set to the soundtrack of the songs by ‘The 5th Dimension’ singing ‘Up, Up and Away’ and ‘Aquarius/Let the Sun Shine In.’ It is a perfect reminder of days gone by. Pictures include everything you could imagine from the era. There are diners, old cars, rotary phones, old Pepsi bottles, record players, Gilligan’s Island, Bewitched, and even Bugs Bunny. ‘Twister’ was a game by the Milton Bradley Company that hit store shelves during this time....
Continue reading...Students homework was to ask their parents for a story, one kid comes back to class with a doozy
That’s a lesson she won’t forget! The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: Spilled milk and pennies saved but then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left. “Janie, do you have a story to share?” “Yes, ma’am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. “She was a Marine pilot in Desert...
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