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A 50-year-old lady, who suddenly started learning how to swim instead of her usual routine work of going to a Church. Everyone was curious and asked her: “Why the change in your interest in swimming nowadays?” The lady, with a look of helplessness, replied: Whenever my son and daughter-in-law quarrel each other She ( Daughter-in-law) always asks my son: “If your mom and I fall in the water, whom will you save first?”. And because I do not want to put my son in a difficult position, so I am learning how to swim! A few days later husband and...

A mother is walking with her five-year-old son through the zoo when they reach the elephant cage. The boy looks with amazement at the large beast and asks his mom, “What’s that long thing hanging down from the elephant?” His mother replies “That’s his trunk”. The little boy goes, “I know that, the thing to the other side of the trunk.” The mom replies “Oh, that’s his tail”. The boy goes, “I know that! No, what’s that big thing hanging down in between the trunk and tail.” The mother, wanting to avoid this subject altogether, just says “Oh, that’s nothing”...

Angela was a top student whose parents put academics above everything else. But after her father found a worrying tape in her room, her family was finally introduced to a different side of her. Angela was a straight-A high school student. She came from a long line of highly intelligent professors and scientists, so there was always pressure on her to carry on the family mantle. She worked tirelessly to achieve good grades so as not to spoil the reputation of her family lineage. She excelled in her academics and attended several Olympiads. Angela was excelling, but her heart was...

This anonymous man came up with a list of “21 golden” rules that women should always remember when it comes to dealing with men. Perhaps some women will heed this man’s advice while others will probably want to wring his neck. Here are his rules: 1. Men are not mind readers. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat, you’re a big girl. If its up, put it down. You don’t hear us complaining when you leave it down. 3. Crying is blackmail. 4. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work!...

Charlotte Davis saved all her life to make sure she’d have enough to live on in her old age, but she had never counted on living to the age of 102. Charlotte Davis’s greatest fear had always been that she’d outlive her husband, and that happened when she was only 71. Orson had been a great big man with a loud laugh and a kind word for everyone, but at 78 he was gone. Some terrible disease she couldn’t pronounce whittled away every scrap of flesh from his bones, and one day, Charlotte found him dead, sitting on his chair...

A young man named Chuck bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Chuck’s house and said, Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died. Chuck replied, Well, then just give me my money back. The farmer said, Can’t do that. I went and spent it already. Chuck said, Okay, then, just bring me the dead horse. The farmer asked, What ya gonna do with him? Chuck said, I’m going to raffle him off. The farmer said, You can’t...

A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again… She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: “Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed. All applicants please apply in person.” The following day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs. “You’re not really asking me to consider you, are you?” the widow asked: “Just look at you...

An elderly pensioner meets a mother with three children at a bus stop. He makes a surprising sacrifice and receives an unexpected reward for his kindness. Donald was 79 years old, and on cold mornings he felt every one of those years. On that particular day, he planned a trip to a supermarket 30 miles away to get some groceries. It was far to go, but the store had bargain prices, and Donald had a very small pension, so it was worth the trip. He checked his pockets before he left. Wallet, house keys, bus token, he was all set....

“Do you like my dress?” A little girl asked of a woman passing by. “My mommy made it just for me,” she said with a tear in her eye. “Well, I think it’s very pretty, so tell me little one, why are you crying?” The woman said. With a quiver in her voice the little girl answered, “After Mommy made me this dress, she had to go away.” “Well now, with a little girl like you waiting for her, I’m sure she’ll be right back.” “No ma’am, you don’t understand,” said the little girl through her tears, “my Daddy said...

At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The...