A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of Morrisons Store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked: “Son, can You tell me where the Post Office is?” The little boy replied: “Sure! Just go straight down this street and at the end turn to your right.” The man thanked the boy kindly and said, “I’m the new minister in town. I’d like for you to come to church on Sunday. I’ll show you how to get To Heaven.” The little boy replied with a chuckle. “Awww, come on.. You don’t even know...
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Story of the Day: Son Moves Old Mom into Abandoned Barn, Finds Mansion in Its Place a Year Later
A man abandons his old mother in a deserted barn, promising to visit her soon. But he only returns a year later and is shaken to find a magnificent mansion in its stead. What happened to his mom in this one year was something he could’ve never imagined. Josephine had always been an early riser, but that day, Dylan couldn’t help but feel a sense of dread when he saw his mom still asleep in the guest bedroom. He was not sure if he was doing it right, but for all he knew, he didn’t want his old mother around...
Continue reading...Spontaneous Performance: Swing Dancers Meet Street Pianist in Chance Encounter (VIDEO)
Typically, shopping malls play music to entice shoppers to relax and spend a few dollars. Rarely is that music a live performance, but that all changed when a man sat down at a piano in the middle of the shopping mall. Jared Nandra was getting into a ‘Boogie Woogie’ medley of tunes for a YouTube video when he was suddenly joined by two incredible dancers from France. A crowd started to gather on the upper and lower floors. Jared begins his tunes wearing a tan hoodie and a Geoff cap. The nearby public puts their bags down and takes out...
Continue reading...The Horse That Helped The Chicken
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can’t be found. So he drives the farmer’s Porsche back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing...
Continue reading...A Trucker Has The Hardest Time Trying To Explain His Order To A Blonde Waitress
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook: “This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is.. an auto parts store?” “No,” the cook said. “Three flat tires means three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up and running...
Continue reading...Story of the Day: Mom Jumps out of Her Skin on Learning Someone Took Her Daughter Away from Swing
After her husband’s passing, Bethany became a single mother to her daughter, Julie. Financial struggles forced them to move, and the girl was hurt to lose all her friends. But after encountering a young boy at their local park, Julie and Bethany’s lives changed forever. Bethany dropped their luggage and took a moment to take in the air of her new humble abode with enthusiasm as she and her daughter, Julie, entered the house. Julie sighed, dragging her feet as she followed her mother into the house without enthusiasm. “Now, I know it doesn’t look like much. And it’s definitely...
Continue reading...Prepare for a good belly laugh with Carol Burnett and Tony Randall
‘The Carol Burnett Show’ featured the great Tony Randall in Season 9, Episode 22. Carol and Tony wave goodbye from their door to the last people leaving their party. They shut the door, and Carol yelps, “What a party!” She rants about how fun it was and looks back to see Tony staring at her angrily. Then, she quickly changes her tone and asks what she did wrong. Tony grabs his nose and says, “This! This is what you did wrong!” Carol remembers, but Tony rants about how she forgot that night. Tony recounts that when they first got married,...
Continue reading...A Woman Unloads On Her Mother And All The Bad Things That Happened To Her
When we look back on our childhood, we don’t always think of it as being the perfect life. In fact, there are many of us who feel as if our parents didn’t do a good job and even if they did do a good job, we may not give them the respect and admiration that they deserve. Admittedly, there are some people who did have a bad life when they were children but sometimes, it’s just a matter of perspective. That is what you see in the following story about woman who looked back on her childhood and had a...
Continue reading...Farmer Thinks He’s Burying the Donkey, but the Donkey Wasn’t Through Teaching Him
One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn’t worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone’s amazement, he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer...
Continue reading...A Blonde Woman Asks For A $5000 Loan
A blonde woman goes to a bank in New York before going on vacation and asks for a loan of $5,000. The banker asks, “Okay, miss, is there anything you would like to use as collateral?” The woman says, “Yes, of course. I’ll use my Rolls Royce.” The banker, stunned, asks, “A $250,000 Rolls Royce? Really?” The woman is absolutely positive. She hands over the keys, as the bankers and loan officers mock her. They check her credentials, make sure she is the title owner. Everything checks out. They park it for two weeks in your underground car park. When...
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