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Sometimes the background character steals the show from the leading lady or man. That’s precisely what happened on ‘The Carol Burnett Show,’ Season 5, Episode 9. In this skit, Carol says, “Most actors in movies or television start their careers playing small parts or even as extras. And as extras, they are always hopeful of being discovered. And very often, they’ll do just about anything to attract attention.” Then, she tells the audience to watch the background actor and see how they steal the scene without a single word. It transitions to a man and a woman sitting at a...

A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, “I’m on the 7th hole, and you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole.” He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine the same thing happened; and he approached her again with the same request....

An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Montana for a shave and a haircut. He asked the barber: “Please take a good look at my face, you would see that I have hollow cheeks.” He replied: “Yes, I can see from this far, they are quite prominent.” The old man: “No matter however hard I try, I never get a close shave. The bristle in my hollow cheeks always gave me a feeling that it was an incomplete shave.” Barber replied: “Don’t worry, sir, I’ll give you the cleanest shave you’ve ever had. The old man sat down in...

There was a boy, whose family was very wealthy. One day his father took him on a trip to the country, where he aimed to show his son, how poor people live. So they arrived at a farm of a very poor family, as he considered. They spend there several days. On their return, the father asked his son, did he like the trip. “Oh, it was great, dad“ – the boy replied. “Did you notice, how poor people Iive?”. “Yeah, I did” – said the bay. The father asked his son to tell in more detail about his impressions...

A cashier’s heart goes out to her troubled customer after she learns the story behind her calloused hands, and she decides to do something about it: she sends a surprise for her customer on a truck the next day, which the customer has no idea about. Lincy Garfield loved her job. As a cashier at Molly’s Supermarket in Ohio, she loved greeting new customers, conversing with regulars, ringing their purchases, and rapidly preparing their bills. Sometimes she encountered unpleasant clients who believed they ruled the world, but she also met the little kids who liked buying chocolates and candies at...

The Carol Burnett Show is one of the best comedy/variety shows ever. The show aired on CBS from the late 60s to the 70s and tickled everyone with its beautiful sketch comedy. Each and every part of the episodes was enacted by the most talented performers. Every Saturday night, families would sit down in front of their TV to watch Carol Burnett & her team of actors do spontaneous comedy in front of a live audience. A recently shared video clip from The Carol Burnett Show episode, “Mr. FIXIT,” has gained immense popularity. Carol’s core team of actors consisted of...

A wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. ‘You disrespectful p – i – g!’ she cried. ‘How dare you do this to me – a faithful wife, the mother of your children? I’m leaving you. I want a divorce!’ And Paddy (for it was he) replied, ‘Hang on just a minute, love, so at least I can tell you what happened.’ ‘Fine, go ahead,’ she sobbed, ‘but they’ll be the last words you’ll say to me!’ And Paddy began – ‘Well, I was getting into the car...

Little Johnny Farts In The Classroom. Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out! He goes and sits outside the class and can’t stop laughing. The principal walks by and sees him. He asks, “Little Johnny, why are you sitting outside your class laughing?” “I farted in class and the teacher threw me out.” Said the Johnny The principle asks him again, “Well then, why are you laughing?” “Because those idiots are sitting in the class smelling my fart while I’m outside in the fresh air.”

A generous neighbor brings newspapers to an old lady every day until he notices them untouched on her front porch. He knocks on her door to find out what’s going on, but when no one answers, he decides to contact the cops. Michael Green stood on his front porch, waiting for the newspaper hawker to bring him the bundle of morning news. He sighed as he checked his watch, impatient to read the paper, and to his relief, he spotted the man riding up the street only a few seconds later. “Good morning, Mr. Green. I hope I’m not late!”...

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper, “Hello?” Feeling a bit put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster, the boss asked, “Is your daddy home?” “Yes,” whispered the small voice. “May I talk with him?” the man asked. To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, “No.” Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, “Is your mommy there?” “Yes,” came the...